Get a life

By Anonymous - 23/02/2011 08:17 - United States

Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

You post (on average) 10 status updates a day? At that rate, you don't have to worry about people seeing that you don't have a social life, because everybody has already taken notice of that and hidden you from their news feed.

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insanesna1l 0

did you post this as your new facebook status?

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you_and_me_fml 8

I think deleting them all is a little more pathetic then posting them all haha. But hey just find a new social networking site to bombard with what your doing every minute of your life

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Acousticpixie14 6

I think promptly following up and posting about it on FML is what really shows that OP has no life.

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googlefrewdnoob 0

Hey, atleast he realises he's ******

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locachick101 0

that means you a lazyass person for having so much status just keep one for everyday or week that's what I do. go outside and do something with your life. we have to much lazy ppl in the world don't be one of them

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xNikkiez 0

And we have too many people with improper grammar and spelling, how about you don't be one of them?

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BAMF18 0

Yeah really, how about you go inside, to and English class.

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FNFPhilly 0

hell usually I update my status 2 times a day if that..

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wtfimnotgay 0

@28, no smoke signals. Or op would cause more global warming! And the people would stoo farting to decrease carbon levels! But in tge end they would just spontaneously combust!

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nimit_611 0

I put more than you. I still have a life. Btw I deactivated mine. Deleting your own status #uncool

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Doortje 29

Christ, you're sad. You spent an HOUR deleting them all? You really have no life.

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Zebidee 8

Precisely. Not only is OP the reason the 'hide' function was invented, they're obviously pretty inept at the whole 'computer' thingy. How long would it take a competent person to delete 70 posts, like five minutes max? OP - YDI not because you have no life, but because you have no skills.

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