curlyisnogood
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
About3goats
Anonymous
United States
Get a life
Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML
Anonymous
United States
Tough choice
Today, I was prescribed medicine for anxiety. Without it, my stomach churns all day. With it, I shake uncontrollably and my eyes twitch. Now I have to choose between diarrhea and rude stares from people in public. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Here's your login details
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by way of making me an account on an online dating site. He then emailed me the account information and left. FML