Health, Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee, Gross and Swimming pool: Today, I was at a pool party with my friends. I really had to...

By Anonymous - 27/08/2018 18:30 - United States - Compton

Today, I was at a pool party with my friends. I really had to pass gas so I moved a bit from the group and let it rip. Instead of bubbles surfacing a brown cloud of poo rose instead. FML

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By Mj - 20/07/2016 00:28 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I farted in a public pool and watched in horror as bubbles of death gas floated up beside my son who started calling me the fart monster in front of everyone. FML

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By HateCelebz - 26/08/2023 00:02

Today, I went for a swim in the sea. It was early and I was the only one in the water. i swam out far, then my tummy rumbled big time. Next thing I knew, I'd shat my shorts. It went everywhere. I had to scoop the poop out with my hand and wash it off whilst swimming back to shore. I had to shower afterwards. FML

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By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML

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By tantanpanda - 24/06/2015 12:44 - United States

Today, I was swimming my routine laps at the gym's pool and a man came in and swam in the adjacent lane. While swimming freestyle, I smelled a really nasty fart. Not a minute later, he hurriedly left. I didn't realize what he had done until I saw "floating particles" in the water. FML

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By benjo - 06/08/2013 18:07 - United States

Today, I was lifeguarding a pool party for a bunch of eight year olds. One of them decided it'd be funny to have a contest to see who could make the most bubbles with their farts. It led to three kids shitting themselves in the pool, and me having the dubious honor of cleaning it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2014 02:34 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML

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By Churizmo - 19/07/2009 18:52 - United States

Today, I was at a party and I really had to use the bathroom. There were 30-40 people talking outside the door, so I thought it would be ok to make some noise. Just as I'm about to begin having explosive diarrhea, everyone fell silent as my dad began to pray for our meal. FML

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By Teach - 31/03/2015 07:40 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I took my class to swimming lessons at the local public pool. One student came out and proudly told me that she'd pooed in the shower, but it was OK because she'd then picked it up and flushed it down the toilet. FML

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By Countdown has begun - 16/05/2019 12:58

Today, my girlfriend took a crap in my swimming pool. Her excuse? She had to go. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 21 August 2018 15:00

*dying Pac-Man noise*

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Tuesday 28 August 2018 3:56

Never trust a fart, especially while submerged in a public pool.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 21 August 2018 15:00

*dying Pac-Man noise*

real life problems 26

Tuesday 28 August 2018 3:38

Sounds like an episode of American Dad, see if you can get the President to do the same so no one can make fun of you for it.

LadyRen 20

Tuesday 28 August 2018 4:05

That only works when it’s Obama. Not an oumpa loompa

real life problems 26

Tuesday 28 August 2018 4:06

It's like opposite day. The black one knows how to swim and the orange one wouldnt get into the deep end

Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14

Tuesday 28 August 2018 3:55

If your friends really are your friends they’ll be supportive.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Tuesday 28 August 2018 3:56

Never trust a fart, especially while submerged in a public pool.

Madrias 36

Tuesday 28 August 2018 4:16

You're not supposed to make "Party Pooper" a literal thing, you know...

Dave_Davington 33

Tuesday 28 August 2018 5:08

Pool party? More like poo party, am I right?

008GGG 14

Tuesday 28 August 2018 6:09

At least you weren’t going into a job interview.

blightsight 10

Tuesday 28 August 2018 7:32

F your friends lives

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Tuesday 28 August 2018 9:06

Never, I repeat NEVER trust a fart...

_Hakuna_Matata_ 12

Tuesday 28 August 2018 12:21

Party pooper. 😜

interesting33 36

Wednesday 29 August 2018 2:27

accurate

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