FML : Today, I was at a pool party with my friends. I really had to pass gas so I moved a bit from the group and let it rip. Instead of bubbles surfacing a brown...

Today, I was at a pool party with my friends. I really had to pass gas so I moved a bit from the group and let it rip. Instead of bubbles surfacing a brown cloud of poo rose instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 27 August 2018 18:30 / United States - Compton

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By BurnInDemonFire | 23

#7680205 - Tuesday 21 August 2018 15:00

*dying Pac-Man noise*

By NostalgiaFreak9 | 39

#7683894 - Tuesday 28 August 2018 3:56

Never trust a fart, especially while submerged in a public pool.

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By BurnInDemonFire | 23

#7680205 - Tuesday 21 August 2018 15:00

*dying Pac-Man noise*

By real life problems | 26

#7683889 - Tuesday 28 August 2018 3:38

Sounds like an episode of American Dad, see if you can get the President to do the same so no one can make fun of you for it.

LadyRen | 16

#7683899 - Tuesday 28 August 2018 4:05

That only works when it’s Obama. Not an oumpa loompa

By Paul B. Gyurcsanszky | 12

#7683893 - Tuesday 28 August 2018 3:55

If your friends really are your friends they’ll be supportive.

By NostalgiaFreak9 | 39

#7683894 - Tuesday 28 August 2018 3:56

Never trust a fart, especially while submerged in a public pool.

By Madrias | 34

#7683902 - Tuesday 28 August 2018 4:16

You're not supposed to make "Party Pooper" a literal thing, you know...

By Dave_Davington | 27

#7683909 - Tuesday 28 August 2018 5:08

Pool party? More like poo party, am I right?

By 008GGG | 12

#7683919 - Tuesday 28 August 2018 6:09

At least you weren’t going into a job interview.

By blightsight | 10

#7683960 - Tuesday 28 August 2018 7:32

F your friends lives

By Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 | 20

#7684001 - Tuesday 28 August 2018 9:06

Never, I repeat NEVER trust a fart...

By _Hakuna_Matata_ | 12

#7684072 - Tuesday 28 August 2018 12:21

Party pooper. 😜

interesting33 | 35

#7684424 - Wednesday 29 August 2018 2:27

accurate

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