Today, my girlfriend discovered subliminal messaging. She thought that whispering, "You want to shave your beard" under her breath while I'm not looking at her, then denying ever saying it, would eventually make me shave my alleged upper-lip hair FML
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Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to me, like she was going to kiss me, and instead rubbed her chin all over my face, exclaiming, "Can you feel my beard coming in?" Yes, yes I could. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped a waxing strip on my beard because she is sick of quarantine and wanted to lash out at someone. FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
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Top comments
zoso008 7
That would be called a mustache.she doesn't know the difference and doesn't appreciate it? Tell her to GTFO!
Pleonasm 35
I'd listen to her before she paints over your van.
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Comments (105)
xFaust_fml 12
Tough luck op, girls are usually much less demanding hair-wise. But if your facial hair don't bother you, I don't see why you should shave. Be proud ! I've always wanted to be able to stroke my moustache while thinking..
xMew 7
What I think is weird is why does it say that you're a girl?
Sheh_fml 25
Women can have facial hair too. It's actually quite common to have at least some strands around the upper lip, but seems rare since social stigma leads everyone to remove them and never speak of it.
enty6003 18
Check OP's gender, dummies!
lochiamochia 25
Op's girlfriend does like girls for a reason. If she wanted a mustache on her partner, she could have just stayed straight.
Alicestraza 33
Stayed straight? Do you really think that's even an option?
Psycho_Babydoll 26
The implication being that she switched from straight to gay? Or that body hair is only normal in men? Or that body hair is attractive to 100% of heterosexual women? You are wrong either way my friend.
MiseryLuvsCmpany 12
For you all posting about men shouldn't shave.... That symbol means she is in fact a girl... It's normal for some women to have hair. Just wax it. But DO NOT SHAVE IT... My best friend did that and it grew back but it was really dark versus the blonde hair that she had...
akagekkou 4
Um, your saying you have facial hair and a girlfriend, according to the gender sign by your name, your a girl.
incoherentrmblr 21
Just become a full fledged Chewbacca. See how she feels about that.
qpsarah 10
Im very confused, it says that the OP is a girl
mikey38654 3
Start doing the same thing to her. Whisper "you love beards, they turn you on" under your breath while she's asleep.
fist500 3
Beards are on the lower lip