Today, my girlfriend discovered subliminal messaging. She thought that whispering, "You want to shave your beard" under her breath while I'm not looking at her, then denying ever saying it, would eventually make me shave my alleged upper-lip hair FML
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Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to me, like she was going to kiss me, and instead rubbed her chin all over my face, exclaiming, "Can you feel my beard coming in?" Yes, yes I could. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped a waxing strip on my beard because she is sick of quarantine and wanted to lash out at someone. FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
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Top comments
zoso008 7
That would be called a mustache.she doesn't know the difference and doesn't appreciate it? Tell her to GTFO!
Pleonasm 35
I'd listen to her before she paints over your van.
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Comments (105)
BabyrooKid 11
Um, upper lip is a mustache. Lower lip is the beard.
slappygecko 21
Want to know how to shave your beard? You don't.
naiveprophet 15
It looks like OP is Greek, so "beard" is probably just a mistranslation. And, yeah, FYL, for the record...
FeatherTips 10
For some reason that last line reminded me of those pictures of Micheal Cera where he's rocking the pedo stache.
SavannahSunshine 26
If you do, in fact, have lip hair OP, be proud of it! Own that mustache! She obviously likes you enough to have dealt with it the whole beginning of your relationship. If she can't appreciate your beautiful facial hair, maybe she deserves some other gross bald girl!
worldclassrager 39
Humor her and do it..,
keerthi 7
i dont think you guys realize that the peraon writing this is a girl..
deathfyre8 13
If your girlfriend can't put up with how you look, then FYL indeed, OP.
LilMissHotHead 10
It's your face do whatever you want to.do with it even if it means having facial hair O.o
CaptainBlack 18
Sounds like one of you doesn't know the difference between a beard and a mustache.