Today, my girlfriend discovered subliminal messaging. She thought that whispering, "You want to shave your beard" under her breath while I'm not looking at her, then denying ever saying it, would eventually make me shave my alleged upper-lip hair FML
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Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to me, like she was going to kiss me, and instead rubbed her chin all over my face, exclaiming, "Can you feel my beard coming in?" Yes, yes I could. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped a waxing strip on my beard because she is sick of quarantine and wanted to lash out at someone. FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
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Top comments
zoso008 7
That would be called a mustache.she doesn't know the difference and doesn't appreciate it? Tell her to GTFO!
Pleonasm 35
I'd listen to her before she paints over your van.
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Comments (105)
604 11
It's weird that so far only Perdix has acknowledged that the OP is female.
clemsi 20
It's good that you are working on your reading comprehension, but I think you might want to up the lessons to twice a day at least.
sadistmonkey 19
I don't think she really discovered subliminal messaging if the OP was aware enough to post an FML about it...
Zebediabolical 43
Of course it wouldn't work. She should have said 'I want to shave my beard'. You have to think it's your idea!
Larry01_fml 19
if she likes it shaved then do it for her
lochiamochia 25
So true. OP, she's the one looking at your face more than you.
Mshrodes 13
Hum... And also, a man can perfectly call himself a man without facial hair or a full grown beard. Some girls actually prefer that.
Mshrodes 13
Sorry, wrong comment ! This was supposed to be a reply to #3
hawkislayer 2
Tell that to Chuck Norris.
Mshrodes 13
I...I don't get it.
Mademoiselle_fml 34
Even though OP is female, I'm still voting FYL because if OP doesn't want to shave, she doesn't have to.
poncho55 40
Exactly! I second that.
kasmol 16
Most likely, she wants the smooth hardwood floor rather than the shag carpet. Of course, if you have a boyfriend in order to stay in the closet...also known as a beard...she may want you to shave him.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Don't listen to her OP.
magicman37 8
Hairy situation joke??? No??
GlitterGoddess 6
Wow...it would have been a complete fml if op had been a girl.
Obey_StudBoii 23
OP is a gurl dummy.