She should be happy that she's married to Gambit

Sounds more like Bullseye tbh. If it were Gambit the daughter's face would've exploded, or at the very least caught on fire.

well I'm enjoying your username OP, maybe this is what happens when you marry for looks...?

"Wanna know how I got these scars?" or "It's simple. We kill the Heineman."

'Do you want to know how I got these scars? Its a funny story really, one day my dad is watching Mythbusters, he's more hyped up than usual. He starts experimenting, copying what he saw on the TV and my mum wasn't having any of it. So he got these cards right and he threw them at my straight face, carving a smile into my lips, I've always found it funny that a walrus looking man caused my permanent smile. *whooping laughter*'

Wanna know how i got these scars? My dentist... Slipped...

Worried*

*worried* well if he did that with a card don't let him play with fire .. btw poor girl fhl

*knives

or take out the word "be"

Hiding knives is no help from a man that can cut people with cards! He's like gambit. Hell, the TSA needs to ban cards from planes, or put this badass on the no fly list.

right, because people ought to be prepared for these common occurrences.

what are you talking about? i walk round wearing goggles every day to prevent this exact situation from occurring

No, let him watch it and do something stupid to himself. Should teach him a lesson.

Except instead of hurting himself he could injure someone else, such as he did in this FML.

Originality at its finest