Married2handsome
Palm Bay, United States
Today, my daughter found out what happens when my husband watches Mythbusters and doesn't heed the disclaimer to "Not try this at home." He feels bad about her cut face, but says he's proud he can throw a playing card that hard. FML
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SamSwebb 24
Ouch! Hope your daughter is ok! but that is kinda cool...
FALLENSEBZERO 16
You may call your daughter The Joker now!
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SamSwebb 24
Ouch! Hope your daughter is ok! but that is kinda cool...
Ambient25 25
She should be happy that she's married to Gambit
gotaplanstan 28
Sounds more like Bullseye tbh. If it were Gambit the daughter's face would've exploded, or at the very least caught on fire.
feelingold 18
well I'm enjoying your username OP, maybe this is what happens when you marry for looks...?
FALLENSEBZERO 16
You may call your daughter The Joker now!
DKjazz 20
"Wanna know how I got these scars?" or "It's simple. We kill the Heineman."
Wizardo 34
'Do you want to know how I got these scars? Its a funny story really, one day my dad is watching Mythbusters, he's more hyped up than usual. He starts experimenting, copying what he saw on the TV and my mum wasn't having any of it. So he got these cards right and he threw them at my straight face, carving a smile into my lips, I've always found it funny that a walrus looking man caused my permanent smile. *whooping laughter*'
Gvfell 9
Wanna know how i got these scars? My dentist... Slipped...
chabelo 10
wow now you should hide knifes and don't let him watch tv anymore or be worry about what's next
FALLENSEBZERO 16
Worried*
chabelo 10
*worried* well if he did that with a card don't let him play with fire .. btw poor girl fhl
boofgall 16
*knives
dinosxxrawr 22
or take out the word "be"
Soloman212 28
Hiding knives is no help from a man that can cut people with cards! He's like gambit. Hell, the TSA needs to ban cards from planes, or put this badass on the no fly list.
DKjazz 20
I sincerely hope she wore eye-protection!
CrookedCook 14
right, because people ought to be prepared for these common occurrences.
MuseFan1991 14
what are you talking about? i walk round wearing goggles every day to prevent this exact situation from occurring
Carloshlz 1
Haha i have seen that episode, hope Your daughter is ok! Seems like a fun dad :D
syki 22
DO NOT LET HIM WATCH JACKASS.
Pwn17 25
No, let him watch it and do something stupid to himself. Should teach him a lesson.
vivian_rae 8
Except instead of hurting himself he could injure someone else, such as he did in this FML.
Pwn17 25
Father of the year. "Injure my daughter cause I saw it on TV!"
tj5810 21
Poor kid. I would supervise your hubby a little more. :/
Drebinius 15
That episode is só old.
meggieeee92 15
Parenting at its finest.
robotiick7 23
Originality at its finest