By Married2handsome - 16/06/2013 23:58 - United States - Palm Bay

Today, my daughter found out what happens when my husband watches Mythbusters and doesn't heed the disclaimer to "Not try this at home." He feels bad about her cut face, but says he's proud he can throw a playing card that hard. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 125
You deserved it 3 551

Married2handsome tells us more.

Yes, he's a cool dad! No, it was certainly NOT on purpose. :) Although she says it hurt, she too thought it funny and requested I place it as a FB status and FML!

Top comments

Ouch! Hope your daughter is ok! but that is kinda cool...

You may call your daughter The Joker now!


Ouch! Hope your daughter is ok! but that is kinda cool...

She should be happy that she's married to Gambit

Sounds more like Bullseye tbh. If it were Gambit the daughter's face would've exploded, or at the very least caught on fire.

well I'm enjoying your username OP, maybe this is what happens when you marry for looks...?

You may call your daughter The Joker now!

DKjazz 20

"Wanna know how I got these scars?" or "It's simple. We kill the Heineman."

Wizardo 33

'Do you want to know how I got these scars? Its a funny story really, one day my dad is watching Mythbusters, he's more hyped up than usual. He starts experimenting, copying what he saw on the TV and my mum wasn't having any of it. So he got these cards right and he threw them at my straight face, carving a smile into my lips, I've always found it funny that a walrus looking man caused my permanent smile. *whooping laughter*'

Wanna know how i got these scars? My dentist... Slipped...

wow now you should hide knifes and don't let him watch tv anymore or be worry about what's next

*worried* well if he did that with a card don't let him play with fire .. btw poor girl fhl

dinosxxrawr 22

Hiding knives is no help from a man that can cut people with cards! He's like gambit. Hell, the TSA needs to ban cards from planes, or put this badass on the no fly list.

DKjazz 20

I sincerely hope she wore eye-protection!

right, because people ought to be prepared for these common occurrences.

what are you talking about? i walk round wearing goggles every day to prevent this exact situation from occurring

Haha i have seen that episode, hope Your daughter is ok! Seems like a fun dad :D

Pwn17 25

No, let him watch it and do something stupid to himself. Should teach him a lesson.

Except instead of hurting himself he could injure someone else, such as he did in this FML.

Pwn17 25

Father of the year. "Injure my daughter cause I saw it on TV!"

tj5810 21

Poor kid. I would supervise your hubby a little more. :/