Ouch! Hope your daughter is ok! but that is kinda cool...

She should be happy that she's married to Gambit

Sounds more like Bullseye tbh.

If it were Gambit the daughter's face would've exploded, or at the very least caught on fire.

well I'm enjoying your username OP, maybe this is what happens when you marry for looks...?

You may call your daughter The Joker now!

"Wanna know how I got these scars?"

or

"It's simple. We kill the Heineman."

'Do you want to know how I got these scars? Its a funny story really, one day my dad is watching Mythbusters, he's more hyped up than usual. He starts experimenting, copying what he saw on the TV and my mum wasn't having any of it. So he got these cards right and he threw them at my straight face, carving a smile into my lips, I've always found it funny that a walrus looking man caused my permanent smile. *whooping laughter*'

Wanna know how i got these scars?


My dentist... Slipped...

wow now you should hide knifes and don't let him watch tv anymore or be worry about what's next

Worried*

*worried* well if he did that with a card don't let him play with fire .. btw poor girl fhl

*knives

or take out the word "be"

Hiding knives is no help from a man that can cut people with cards! He's like gambit. Hell, the TSA needs to ban cards from planes, or put this badass on the no fly list.

I sincerely hope she wore eye-protection!

right, because people ought to be prepared for these common occurrences.

what are you talking about? i walk round wearing goggles every day to prevent this exact situation from occurring

Haha i have seen that episode, hope Your daughter is ok! Seems like a fun dad :D

DO NOT LET HIM WATCH JACKASS.

No, let him watch it and do something stupid to himself. Should teach him a lesson.

Except instead of hurting himself he could injure someone else, such as he did in this FML.

Father of the year. "Injure my daughter cause I saw it on TV!"

Poor kid. I would supervise your hubby a little more. :/

That episode is só old.

Parenting at its finest.

Originality at its finest