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**** off

By guessnot - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, the guy that I've liked for a while but never had the courage to talk to was wearing a TARDIS shirt. I jokingly asked, "Are you the Doctor?" His response was for me to "Go away, f***ing nerd." FML

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carry_on 19

Monday 4 February 2013 9:28

You should of punched him in his sonic screwdriver...

Mirorbo 26

Monday 4 February 2013 9:26

The irony of this FML is overwhelming...

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penguins777 10

Monday 4 February 2013 14:53

Stupid asshole.

titibug823 11

Monday 4 February 2013 15:16

Seriously?! He was the one wearing the Doctor Who shirt.... I hope the Dalek's EXTERMINATE him....

plippoo 5

Tuesday 5 February 2013 0:24

Yeah, except Doctor Who is COOL and the asshat calling OP a nerd ISN'T.

starw0lf 31

Monday 4 February 2013 15:18

You're a nerd for asking him about the shirt he's wearing referencing Doctor Who? Maybe it wasn't his shirt. Perhaps he had to borrow a shirt from one of his so called "nerd" friends. Now you can move on to a nicer, less judgmental guy.

gracehi 31

Monday 4 February 2013 19:27

Starwolf, your profile pic makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. I just wanted you to know that.

Jaguar1996 3

Monday 4 February 2013 15:29

Seems like this guy isnt fully in reality that kid ******* sucks.

Satoaoi 13

Monday 4 February 2013 15:35

sonic screwdriver!!! lmao xD

Neongreenme 8

Monday 4 February 2013 15:46

move on he seems like a super douche.

boobzilla333 3

Monday 4 February 2013 16:24

Punch them in the head and rip the shirt off! How dare they wear a Tardis shirt if they can't appreciate a fan!

joethebiden 8

Monday 4 February 2013 16:39

Here's to the pot calling the kettle black.

simply_elle13 5

Monday 4 February 2013 16:43

and thats your cue to kick his precious little package. leaving him laying on the ground cupping it. and you say "quit crying f***ing tool"

60cent 7

Monday 4 February 2013 16:46

At least you know his personality !

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