Geek: **** off

**** off

By guessnot - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, the guy that I've liked for a while but never had the courage to talk to was wearing a TARDIS shirt. I jokingly asked, "Are you the Doctor?" His response was for me to "Go away, f***ing nerd." FML

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carry_on 19

Monday 4 February 2013 9:28

You should of punched him in his sonic screwdriver...

Mirorbo 26

Monday 4 February 2013 9:26

The irony of this FML is overwhelming...

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ulissey_fml 22

Monday 4 February 2013 18:15

Somebody P'Lease Box him ! Hope you'll find a nice guy to help you Nurse your pride back.

Geary519 20

Monday 4 February 2013 18:24

I think that went well

dildite 7

Monday 4 February 2013 18:33

You should run up to him kiss him then sack him laugh,Kiss him again and leave

Champignon_fml 19

Monday 4 February 2013 18:36

I would've told him he should have gotten a shirt spelling "RETARDIS" instead.

Huey_Freeman 4

Monday 4 February 2013 19:44

I can smell the stench of douchebag on that guy through the internet.

ulquiorra102 10

Monday 4 February 2013 20:17

Well that sucks. OP, just move on, he's obviously not worth your time.

JustAGirlOnFML 11

Monday 4 February 2013 20:20

He probably has no clue what Doctor Who is and just thought the Tardis shirt was cool (￣Д￣)ﾉ

ilovefall10 21

Monday 4 February 2013 20:23

OP, you deserve better than him.

Hellostarshine92 10

Monday 4 February 2013 20:36

Nono, you did it all wrong. You go all River Song and be like, "Hello Sweetie..."

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 4 February 2013 20:48

As you purse your lips slicked with hallucinogenic lipstick.

M3L15S 1

Monday 4 February 2013 22:23

He's terrible. Go find another Rory ;)

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