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guessnot This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Toronto, Canada

**** off

Today, the guy that I've liked for a while but never had the courage to talk to was wearing a TARDIS shirt. I jokingly asked, "Are you the Doctor?" His response was for me to "Go away, f***ing nerd." FML

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You should of punched him in his sonic screwdriver...

The irony of this FML is overwhelming...

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ulissey_fml 22

Somebody P'Lease Box him ! Hope you'll find a nice guy to help you Nurse your pride back.

I think that went well

You should run up to him kiss him then sack him laugh,Kiss him again and leave

I would've told him he should have gotten a shirt spelling "RETARDIS" instead.

I can smell the stench of douchebag on that guy through the internet.

ulquiorra102 10

Well that sucks. OP, just move on, he's obviously not worth your time.

He probably has no clue what Doctor Who is and just thought the Tardis shirt was cool ( ̄Д ̄)ノ

OP, you deserve better than him.

Nono, you did it all wrong. You go all River Song and be like, "Hello Sweetie..."

As you purse your lips slicked with hallucinogenic lipstick.

He's terrible. Go find another Rory ;)