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**** off

Today, the guy that I've liked for a while but never had the courage to talk to was wearing a TARDIS shirt. I jokingly asked, "Are you the Doctor?" His response was for me to "Go away, f***ing nerd." FML

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carry_on 19

You should of punched him in his sonic screwdriver...

Mirorbo 27

The irony of this FML is overwhelming...

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alphaskater09 9

Cows go moo.

alphaskater09 9

I just wanted to show people how smart I am, but I guess no one likes a showoff. I'm sorry for making you all feel dumb with my superior intelligence. Good day.

DerrickJames 33

What does cows moo'ing have to so with OP's problem?

zero91 4

just move on.. you will find a better man soon

liv_graham 7

maybe someone who respects Dr. Who.

loloalltheway 23

What is TARDIS?

TheFirstSamurai 18

Time And Relative Dimensions In Space. I've always wondered why a Gallifreyan Time Machine has an English acronym.

nerdking21 10

It would translate into something else in High Gallifreyan when spoken.

savs11 13

If he didn't respond in a good way to that then he's not worthy.

dwc2134 5

Because of the translation capabilities of said TARDIS?

stormthief 10

The Tardis is in Dr.Who and its how he travels through space and time!!!=)

FML_Whale 18

38 - I'm just imagining something like a "Respect the Pouch" commercial except where Matt Smith throws OP's crush out of the Tardis yelling "Respect the Doctor!"

person_of_music 10

You should have told him to suck your dick because he doesn't know you, and if he doesn't like Dr. Who he shouldn't wear a damn TARDIS shirt.

Wellsley_493 11

It's actually 'Doctor Who' you do not abbreviate the 'Doctor' part of the title, his name is The Doctor, prompting the question 'Doctor Who?'

mooniez 7

He needs to be saved....

rofflewaffle 9

We need to be saved from you.

gracehi 33

No, 3 is right. Anybody who's that mean needs Jesus... Or Moses, or Buddha, or Mohammed, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or the Great Pumpkin, I don't care, whatever religious figure that inspires him not to be a complete dick.

poccocurantes 7

Or the Doctor.

Zemora 4

and we gotta live with it

Inediblepeaches 15

I see you're a fan of The Oatmeal...

Mirorbo 27

The irony of this FML is overwhelming...

oj101 33

Irony? It's way beyond that... over level 9000

Sandman366 6

"F'ing nerds!", complained the guy wearing a shirt with a TARDIS on it. (Killer irony. Would love to have seen it, but don't have a time machine...can I borrow his?)

MiLM 37

Irony, assuming he knew what he was wearing. There are a lot of people who doesn't have a clue of what the **** the symbols on they're things mean/what they're related to, but still use them cause "it looks cool"..

carry_on 19

You should of punched him in his sonic screwdriver...

leah013 8

Brilliant! *Tens voice*

eksyneet 23

*should have

ulissey_fml 22

Maybe you should HAVE edited this first.

Geometric 18

Oh no, now the hipsters are corrupting Doctor Who...

mandapanda394 10

your pic excited me, i'm in love with afremov! i'm also in love with tennant.. don't care how many thumbs downs i get.

HeartForMusic 23

I love this comment man :)

BlowinChronic 18

Well it is so common for people to like a comment, that they even made a button for it!

mmaflake 19

IMLTHO BBC America is only for hipsters anyway. They all think they're part of some special club because they watch crap TV on a channel not everybody has. Thumbs down if you know I'm right.

gracehi 33

72, I read the last line of your comment and didn't thumb you down. There's a reason so many American TV shows are rip-offs of BBC... Because imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Inediblepeaches 15

Doctor Who can not be corrupted. No matter what, you can't corrupt that.

PunkySpunky78 15

72 bbc America is cool ant a lot people watch because they have good taste in British culture unlike you You poor poor uncultured American

PrussiaisAwesome 15

I can for once be a true hipster! I really did like it first. Number 4 all the way! Go Tom Baker!

SpottedZebra42 14

106 - If you caught on during the Tom Baker era, then I've got bad news for you: you weren't one of the first and you certainly aren't a hipster.

lotusenta 14

72... Internet. That is all.

mmaflake 19

98 is one of the people I was talking about. Right on the money. Watching BBC does not make you cultured. Not even close.

that_band_nerd 22

BBC America is for AMERICANS that want to watch BRITISH shows. That's where the BBC and America parts come from, it isn't some elite club that makes fun of all the people without it.

FabulousToaster 16

#72, just curious to what makes British shows 'bad' as a whole. Is BBC America different to BBC (and all the channels like BBC1, BBC2, BBC3, BBC4, BBC1HD, CBBC, Cbeebies, BBC Alba)?

hordriss 14

move on OP, he's clearly an asshole. Sooner or later, you'll find somebody worthy of your time.

DKjazz 20

Haha! Time! GET IT?

X_Codes 11

@34 - Sucks to be you, then.

astralvagan 20

It's a shame when people don't respect the Doctor. He's already died 10 times and still lives on. Hope for a man like him, and maybe one day you'll land Tennant or Smith.

emmaa3451 11

Or Eckleson :D sorry I'm not 100% sure on how to spell his name

DanielleinDC 34

He hasn't died, he's regenerated. Sheesh.

FML_Whale 18

Tennant's mine bitch.

outoftown 27

119- He's all yours! I'll take Eccleston.

WeaselBee42 6

124 - and I'll happily take Smith ... Or Rory

SphinxJinx 0

Lol wtf? He was the one wearing the nerdy shirt xD

OnlyAvailableID 28

I would EXTERMINATE him. Hate it when people wear shirts or whatever without understanding or respecting the context.

astralvagan 20

I agree! That's like wearing a band's shirt and not listening to them

poccocurantes 7

Actually it's like wearing a PETA shirt while eating a hamburger.

TheNewGuy03 29

I think it's an actual sin, honestly. What is the point? You KNOW the type of attention you're attracting, and you tell the people who know what the **** is up with what you're wearing to **** off? Makes me sick.

nerdking21 10

@62 unless it's the "People for the Eating of Tasty Animals" shirt

plippoo 5

I'm currently wearing the TARDIS hoodie. But at least I know where it's from.

laden_swallow09 35

I wonder how many people actually know who Che Guevara is when he's emblazoned on their chests.

daizttgg 9

OMG I love hetalia and a chick was wearing their shirt and walk up to her and I'm like "oh cool, who's your favorite character?" And she just looks at me really blankly "what?" " your short is hetalia- who do u like?" "Oh.. Uh, I don't know.. It was just, yeah I just bought this." I LIKE IMAGINING KILLING POSERS