Geek: **** off

**** off

By guessnot - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, the guy that I've liked for a while but never had the courage to talk to was wearing a TARDIS shirt. I jokingly asked, "Are you the Doctor?" His response was for me to "Go away, f***ing nerd." FML

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carry_on 19

Monday 4 February 2013 9:28

You should of punched him in his sonic screwdriver...

Mirorbo 26

Monday 4 February 2013 9:26

The irony of this FML is overwhelming...

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TheDoctor10 28

Wednesday 11 September 2013 3:45

People like this annoy me greatly. They wear things just to look cool, but don't give a rat's ass about the REAL fans.

SaySayGurl 10

Friday 20 September 2013 22:22

He's not worth your time. Find someone who actually likes DW.

nachosbabygurl 9

Tuesday 7 January 2014 4:47

what's tardis?

doglover100 28

Wednesday 19 February 2014 20:11

He probably wears band t shirts he doesn't listen to to seem cool.

lalaney 14

Saturday 12 April 2014 2:12

That's sucks a lot. But now you can laugh at him for being an idiot with bad taste. Better to figure this out as soon as possible.

CPTBRYN 4

Tuesday 27 May 2014 6:47

You should Kill him, his family, and everyone he has ever been friends with

mollypop35 28

Sunday 10 August 2014 5:11

Oh my god! Punch that f*cking hipster in the sonic screwdriver >:D

mysteryguy3039 33

Thursday 9 October 2014 21:47

a-hole of the year award goes to...

A5Glue56 8

Wednesday 3 December 2014 3:30

I feel horrible for u FYL

TheBookWyrm 18

Monday 22 December 2014 7:06

That's low. He's not worth it.

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