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By guessnot - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, the guy that I've liked for a while but never had the courage to talk to was wearing a TARDIS shirt. I jokingly asked, "Are you the Doctor?" His response was for me to "Go away, f***ing nerd." FML

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carry_on 19

Monday 4 February 2013 9:28

You should of punched him in his sonic screwdriver...

Mirorbo 26

Monday 4 February 2013 9:26

The irony of this FML is overwhelming...

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CoyoteOldOne 17

Tuesday 12 February 2013 3:47

Sounds like you missed a bullet. You were obviously crushing on someone who turned out to be an a******.

mollyjbear23 10

Tuesday 12 February 2013 17:36

Wow. Says the guy in the Tardis shirt.

BVBARMY1238 9

Monday 18 February 2013 10:45

Wow, fucktard. He is a poser.

simsgirlgem 25

Wednesday 20 February 2013 19:55

should have retorted that he must be the master for being such a dick

ElmoStoleMyLook 1

Monday 4 March 2013 21:44

If u didn't know by now... You have a crush on an asshole and you should let any feelings towards such a mean person go as soon as possible :/ I bet your eyes got watery when he uttered those words... That truly sucks

FUDGE99 5

Saturday 1 June 2013 6:06

You'll find someone who likes Doctor Who...

flashback_fml 14

Tuesday 18 June 2013 9:33

I like nerdy girls…..…

azurajade97 8

Wednesday 24 July 2013 13:42

That's when you tell him to take the f-ing shirt off because the nerds don't want his kind. Also, he's an asshat.

Fou_Lou 20

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:55

I would have answered: "are you my Mommy" XD

The_9th_Doctor 18

Thursday 29 August 2013 17:18

I LOVE DR WHO! YOU ROCK! if he doesn't know what the TARDIS is then he shouldn't be wearing the shirt.

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