Creepypasta, Spiders and Animals: Fright Night

Fright Night

By mzgabbster - 24/10/2010 12:21 - United States

Today, I was having the most wonderful bath. The water was steaming, the bubbles were bubbly, and I was reading a really good book. I put my book down to yawn and looked to my right. My gaze was met by the lovely face of my brother's pet tarantula. FML

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By ilikeirishducks - 19/06/2009 13:51 - Italy

Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML

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By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML

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By Boyufd - 09/09/2018 03:30

Today, knowing that I have severe arachnophobia, my brother brought over his friend's tarantula. One hour later, the spider got loose. It's been 5 hours and I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

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Relax

By lyssthemiss - 22/09/2015 10:51 - United States - Joliet

Today, I was taking a bath after a long day at work. I closed my eyes and listened to music. My cat thought this was the perfect time to come out of his hiding spot and jump in the bath. Once he realized it was filled with water, he freaked out and dug his claws into my face. FML

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By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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By thatsnotacat - 21/11/2013 17:52 - Australia - West End

Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML

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By dre_bro11 - 06/11/2011 12:17 - Australia

Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML

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By cricketsins - 14/05/2015 05:11 - United States

Today, my sister told me she found my escaped tarantula and put it in a box on my bed. I never had a tarantula, and the box was empty when I checked. FML

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By Hannah - 04/03/2012 20:46 - United States

Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML

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He was just chillin'

By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 13:59

Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML

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machiko_fml 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 19:10

Haha. I think he wanted to take a bath too.

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 24 October 2010 19:35

Its a perv spider, watching you bathe. It was gonna use it's spider legs to give you a scalp massage and lather the shampoo in your hair.

Comments

GiggidyPants 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 19:30

i woulda punched that mother ******* spider thru the wall

iampunk 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 19:34

LMFAO!

duhh10 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 19:59

she's the man

kellykerplunkk 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 19:33

UGHH no :| that's horrible aha.

zem5 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 19:36

agreed

lgs25 0

Monday 25 October 2010 0:50

I like your hair lol

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 24 October 2010 19:35

Its a perv spider, watching you bathe. It was gonna use it's spider legs to give you a scalp massage and lather the shampoo in your hair.

xdeadxradiox 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 19:40

Aha! That's a mental image I actually quite enjoyed! Thank you! :D

Quest_ 13

Sunday 24 October 2010 19:48

Hahaha, I concur, that mental image is ******* hilarious. And horrifying.

Graawr 7

Sunday 24 October 2010 19:36

I would've fainted. =| seriously. D:

wwerulez14 6

Monday 25 October 2010 2:05

I was going to write a comment on how the creeper spider would have raped you if you fainted, but I guess the FML app doesn't have a sense of humor, and wouldn't post it.

TheNewGuy03 28

Sunday 24 October 2010 19:44

granted, people have their own preferences as far as pets go, but i personally hold the belief that "pet" and "tarantula" shouldn't even be in the same sentence. ****, i got pissed when a cricket made its way into my shower. a tarantula? :/ |the kid|

Siji 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 22:34

My pet got bit by a tarantula. I kiled that ************.

TheNewGuy03 28

Monday 25 October 2010 0:05

yep, that thing would be too dead. and for all those people calling it "adorable" and "cute," the damn thing can be cute...far away from me, in its natural habitat and shit. nothing is welcome in my shower except me. |the kid|

demarcusT 0

Monday 25 October 2010 6:38

what about the ladies?

TheNewGuy03 28

Monday 25 October 2010 9:43

i make exceptions for them! |the kid|

GoColts8718 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 19:46

Put it in the toilet so wen ur bro is usin it it jumps out at him

tencentsakiss 19

Sunday 24 October 2010 19:54

Am I weird to think that that is adorable? He just wanted a nice comfy bubble bath too. Is that so wrong.

Quest_ 13

Sunday 24 October 2010 19:56

YES

TheNewGuy03 28

Monday 25 October 2010 0:01

well, next time you're having a lovely bath (or anything considered peaceful), we'll be sure to conveniently place a tarantula or other similarly ridiculously large spider in the same place, and we'll sit back and watch...or something. |the kid|