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Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
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Today, I found out my mom is banging my ex-boyfriend's best friend. He’s 22 and my mom is 50. Oh, and not only does my ex know, but so does the whole town. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
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ShadowLord 3
Well as long as he's not texting her his dick...
Friaza 29
That's what mums are for :P
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Comments (117)
sugarbaby9908 20
She's just taking up 4 u
SwtCherryPie 26
Well if you are no longer together theres obviously a reason for it. Im guessing you shared stories about him being a jerk or him breaking your heart. She could have done a lot worse than tell your ex that he's a dick.
armyboy00025 3
What seems to be the problem here? You said he was an ex, so how is this an FML?
charlieohcharlie 12
I don't think that's a bad thing to be honest.
ikickgingers 15
Unless your six. Your mom should stay out of it. This is like the start to a bad Jerry episode.
cheeez4u 8
Ummm, there's no such thing as a bad Seinfeld episode.
bricking_shits 4
wow. no. jerry as in jerry springer, douche.
Millman_fml 9
I feel sorry for your ex
abbybailey204 19
Y is this a bad thing? It's the EX boyfriend, not current
paradiseisland01 0
I would do the same dam thing! Any mother would . Only protect your daughter , poor daughter probably crying for days
mistersheezy 7
Did she break you guys up?
teyyoshi 19
suks.....