Anonymous
United Kingdom
Fight your own battles
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
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Today, I found out my mom is banging my ex-boyfriend's best friend. He’s 22 and my mom is 50. Oh, and not only does my ex know, but so does the whole town. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Rosey
Manson, United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
Anonymous
It's my own cheating heart that makes me cry
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
nekoneko
United States
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bigmouth strikes again
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
messyfamily
Australia
Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
segal1010
Potomac, United States
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
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ShadowLord 3
Well as long as he's not texting her his dick...
Friaza 29
That's what mums are for :P
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Comments (117)
pntgirl95 14
That's sweet, definitely embarrassing but sweet.
Offensive_fml 4
Hey, telling him "what a dick he is" is better than telling him "what a dick he has".
YDIyaisaidit 0
yes its embarrising but atleast she cares about u unlike most fmls
AliSama 17
I like your mom. you will get a lot of smart men to date you. A good mother inlaw who cares for her kids is rare. You will be heavily south after! you are one lucky lady! I'd date you!
sophiagrace26 0
My sister does that xP
5upernova 3
If you ended on bad terms with your boyfriend and he was a dick to you, then props to your mom! BUT after finding out what she has been doing, it is probably a good thing to tell her to stop. Let her know you are thankful, but with all the crazy people out there out there, you don't want him to go all crazy and angry.
patte_fml 19
You got it all wrong girl. She mixed up the tense... "has", not "is".
dede9_fml 0
Well is he a dick?
lucins 7
Haha I wish my mom would do the same!
KatyB_fml 0
At least you know shes got your back :)