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Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
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Today, I found out my mom is banging my ex-boyfriend's best friend. He’s 22 and my mom is 50. Oh, and not only does my ex know, but so does the whole town. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
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ShadowLord 3
Well as long as he's not texting her his dick...
Friaza 29
That's what mums are for :P
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Comments (117)
DeathBunny218 37
I thought this was going to end with them flirting with each other and in comparison this isn't that bad at all. Just tell him to block your mum's number
WhySoSerious_93 1
Delete his number from her phone Problem solved...
Ashle1gh 14
At least she's on your side, it could be worse, OP.
loserman67 35
I think you have it incorrect...She's texting him to tell him what a dick he has.... Mum has probably been riding that baloney pony for awhile and you're just catching on to the fact...
perdix 29
There are some women who pick fights with men just to have smokin' hot Make-up Sex (or just plain Angry Sex). I'm jus' sayin'...
SadinSherman 16
That's not so bad,at least she is taking your side
Kaikohanakami 7
This is the least destructive example of mothers texting their daughters boyfriends that i have ever heard of.It could be much worse op D: ...
yummylicious 5
Parents these days....
musicmsnic61366 3
Why Is that a bad thing? I would love my mom for that.
MommaLlama 0
Would you rather her send sexy texts?