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Fight Club

By MyFaceHurts - 03/08/2010 10:40 - United States

Today, while at a local bar, my friends and I were approached by an overly intoxicated man who asked us each politely if we wanted to fight. Thinking it was a joke, I said yes. It wasn't a joke, I now have a broken nose and a black eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2011 02:49 - Australia

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

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You deserved it 41 733

By deven - 29/08/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, I saw a fight so I went over to try and break it up. Someone thought I wanted to join in, so he gave me an unexpected whap in the happy sacks, and I also got a bloody nose for my troubles. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 734

You deserved it 44 790

By brokennose - 26/08/2009 04:40 - United States

Today, I was at the bar and my friend and I were making fun of this guy wearing a Affliction muscle tee and bedazzled Ed Hardy hat. We were saying how he was the epitome of a douche bag and that he probably likes UFC. Turns out he's an MMA fighter and I now have a broken nose. FML

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You deserved it 67 545

By Anonymous - 13/04/2016 08:25

Today, I woke up in hospital after a night of heavy drinking. My friends told me I was beat up by the doorman. After going to the club to watch the security footage, it was revealed I actually fell on my face trying to fight, and caused more damage to myself. FML

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You deserved it 11 400

By Anonymous - 26/07/2015 14:27 - France - Paris

Today, my friends showed me a video of me blind drunk last night, getting into a fight with my front door. The door won, unlike my face. FML

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You deserved it 13 774

By knobbed - 27/01/2014 23:09 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I got a black eye while trying to break up a fight caused by some complete bastard making a "yo momma" joke at the funeral of my best friend's mother. FML

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You deserved it 4 883

By JohnFarrell - 24/04/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML

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You deserved it 66 004

By itstillhurts - 21/12/2009 04:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I was down the pub with a mate and we got onto the subject of bar fights. I said I thought being glassed wouldn't actually hurt that much. My friend looks at me, calmly finishes his pint and then swiftly smashes his glass over my head. Turns out I was wrong. And we got kicked out. FML

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You deserved it 35 748

By haappynewyear - 01/01/2011 03:21 - United States

Today, I got into a nasty fight, and ended up leaving with a black eye. The fight was with a champagne bottle cork. I was opening the bottle to celebrate the New Year, at home, alone. FML

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You deserved it 6 091

By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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You deserved it 3 316

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Tuesday 3 August 2010 19:27

Never challenge drunks, even if you think they're joking. Period.

scottiealan 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 19:37

WTF don't mess with drunks! they are always serious with what they say, why do u think they tell you their secrets

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mR_StAtiiC 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 0:45

Ydi for messing around with a drunk. :)

buddyboy50000000 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 1:27

ydi for not knowing how to fight

wallcat 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 4:49

that is why you carry a thing of mace or wasp spray around. wasp spray actually works like mace.

richboii 0

Friday 1 July 2011 4:26

if your a guy carrying mace that makes you a pussy....

BetterUThanMe 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 5:19

YDI for not putting up a good fight.

AJROCKS09 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 5:29

wow u got ur ass handed to u by a drunk pussy

MyDirtyPillows 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 1:43

Vaginas can't become intoxicated.

JSM1986 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 6:53

so your friends just stood there and watched you get your ass kicked? What a bunch bitches.

Schooled 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 17:06

LMFAO at least you had the balls to fight him

l0v3p4in 7

Wednesday 4 August 2010 6:56

Moral of the Story :- Keep drinking and you will never loose!!

nuggetFAIL 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 8:18

u know ur stupid when...

Chadly4life 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 15:23

Yah I'm kinda on the fence about this one!! yah don't challenge drunk there don't think straight!!

AtOmiK_R3ApEr 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 0:32

The worst thing is he got beat up by a drunk guy hahahahaha

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Fight Club

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