Feelings

By Anonymous - 29/07/2013 00:46 - United States - Beaumont

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML
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Nekogami 14

Either she's really loose ... Or ...

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mattorama 15

She has a cavernous ******. I'd say that's F her life, not yours.

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nurchok 15

3 words men hate to hear during sex: "Is it in?" Women: "Honey, I'm home!"

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love_me_electric 20

I think either of those would be bad for both a woman and man to hear

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TheModernPatriot 14

Yeah, she must be very loose, because no matter what, she should feel something. Besides, I'm not exactly the most endowed man, but I've had several women tell me that I'm the best they've had. Is if true? Ah **** it, but it really is the way you work it.

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gx_fml 8

Ouch that's must hurt I feel sorry for ya

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Omniprism 14

I think air was the culprit. If air gets in there sometimes it can't escape. She needs to learn to not suck the air in or push it out when she gets the chance.

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thundergodx 11

Be happy at least you feel it. Sucks when your too big to fit in at all.

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mr_jack_meoff 5

She should lay off the toys and give that thang time to snap back.

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