Today, I brought my Japanese girlfriend home for dinner with my family for the first time. They all got drunk and made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us. My dad forgot her name and started calling her "Rice Ball" instead. FML
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Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents. My boyfriend is Japanese, and I wanted to introduce myself in Japanese so I'd asked him. Little did I know he'd taught me how to say, "Hello, I love your son's cock." I almost got kicked out of their house. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for dinner. The first words out of my dad's mouth were apparently, "Ah, you must be Dan's slam-piece." I was in the living room and didn't quite catch it all, but I said, "She certainly is!" Now I'm single, and all my friends think I'm a bastard. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML
Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML
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Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML
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AnthonyWheeler15 24
That's horrible OP, I'm sorry! Talk to them and make them apologize, that's just downright disrespectful.
noir_heart 8
Wow... I'm literally speechless. Try and get them to apologize because that's totally unacceptable.
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Comments (75)
HAno97 12
Omg! that's just rude and disrespectful! they better apologize, & I hope everything is okay with you're girlfriend....
cjoe 2
I hope you stood up for her.
CreamGravy 36
That sounds like something my dad would do, but I wouldn't just sit there and take it, I would have told him to shut the hell up. I hope you did too OP.
CelebrityChef 3
Dude, I know ur pain, unfortunately I've got a racist family as well, that's why I haven't told them about my GF
skyeyez9 24
Most asian women I have seen are very pretty and have near perfect skin with not one pimple or enlarged pore. Your family is a bunch of bigots. I also cant believe you let her sit there and listen to all of their hatred spewed at her. Why didnt you speak up, tell them off and take her someplace else to dinner? If you are old enough, I wouldnt even bother visiting for a long time.
CBT214 3
ching chang ling long
Sk8in 1
Oh the tears of pure joy... bit that was pretty rude if you take in the fact that it was her first time at your house.
alexsandria83 18
That's horrible I have met Bfs family's for the first time and had them make horrible comments about me... It's a terrible thing to have to go through
Omniprism 14
My husband is Japanese and mother made a stupid comment one time and I about shot my pants and told her I was leaving but my husband was very patient and tried to fix their perceptions vs running from them. Hope fully your girlfriend can understand and maybe have a talk with the co
lisamarcella 14
That really sucks OP, hopefully they've apologised to you both. At least they were jokes and not anything more aggressive.