Intimacy: Experimentation - FML

Experimentation

By Anonymous - 12/10/2012 23:39 - United States - Salem

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Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2015 16:58 - Australia

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Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

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Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2016 04:36 - United States - Bloomfield

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Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By LemonLearn - 06/10/2016 20:59 - United States - New York

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Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML

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By ugh, why - 22/11/2015 05:12 - Australia

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Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML

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By Uhmm... - 13/05/2011 23:06 - Canada

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Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2015 11:46 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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By lovely - 26/02/2014 18:53 - United States - San Francisco

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML

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DatRealAssTruth 3

Saturday 13 October 2012 5:55

Was it already glazed?

oped01 8

Saturday 13 October 2012 5:59

So he was "dunkin the donut"

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tsent8 15

Saturday 13 October 2012 10:00

Relax he was just trying to ice it

isamisis 9

Saturday 13 October 2012 10:25

The most popular guy on the beach is the one who can carry 2 cups of coffee & a dozen donuts. The most popular girl is the one who can get to the last donut.

SkoomaKi 27

Saturday 13 October 2012 10:26

"Like warm apple pie..."

crazydudefrom90s 10

Saturday 13 October 2012 10:43

I doubt you'll ever be able to eat a donut

writergirl23 19

Saturday 13 October 2012 10:47

Neither, I'll bet, will your poor brother!

Mauskau 35

Saturday 13 October 2012 11:12

Perhaps he just couldn't find a pie.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Saturday 13 October 2012 11:16

What's something a cop never wants to see?

onlychildFTW 33

Saturday 13 October 2012 12:32

It doesn't seen like it'd be a fun thing to suck your own penis. Seems like an odd thing to do.

wannabemom 5

Saturday 13 October 2012 12:40

Anyone else kind of want to see 70's friend do it himself?

MakeTodayADTR 20

Saturday 13 October 2012 13:06

Only in America...

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML

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Today, I was framed for hacking a Facebook account. I’m a 17 year-old cybersecurity major. Really? FML

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Today, I’m bisexual and recently got into talking with a man after dumping my girlfriend. I had a “craving” for a man and when I went to fulfill my needs, it wasn't even two inches long. FML

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Today, my brother thought jumping out and punching me in the stomach would cure my hiccups. Yeah. Didn't work. FML

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Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML

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