Love and Intimacy: Today, I was laying naked, face down across our bed when I asked... - FML

By dereksboo44 - 25/04/2018 23:00 - Canada - Brantford

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Today, I was laying naked, face down across our bed when I asked my husband to crack my back. He quickly replied with, "Holy! I never realized that your ass hairs were so long before." FML

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LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Thursday 26 April 2018 6:35

This is NOT an FML. This is how comfortable most people wish to be with their SO.

jbuckets_404 38

Thursday 26 April 2018 10:43

Guess OP hasn't had it doggy-style for quite a while....

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LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Thursday 26 April 2018 6:35

This is NOT an FML. This is how comfortable most people wish to be with their SO.

loliloveoniichan 14

Friday 27 April 2018 19:23

I wouldn't want, this is just too disgusting.

LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Saturday 28 April 2018 1:48

"Most"

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Thursday 26 April 2018 7:23

Sounds like something my wife and I would say you each other. Entirely natural, even the long ass hair.

Donut_Wizard 23

Thursday 26 April 2018 7:53

Are you sure it’s not a spider caught in there?

azouwa 26

Thursday 26 April 2018 7:57

You should hand him some trimmers and say, "If you trim mine I'll trim yours."

aruden 25

Thursday 26 April 2018 9:45

Is he wrong though?

jbuckets_404 38

Thursday 26 April 2018 10:43

Guess OP hasn't had it doggy-style for quite a while....

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 26 April 2018 13:41

"Holy ass hairs, Batman!"

Amanda Jaworski 23

Thursday 26 April 2018 13:57

What a crack up!

Lobby_Bee 17

Thursday 26 April 2018 15:25

FYI ass hairs are there to reduce friction when you rub up against somebody else. Keep them, you wouldn't want chapped ass cheeks.

Zekfen 17

Thursday 26 April 2018 16:33

Was this before or after he tried to fart in the bathtub?

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