FML : Today, I was laying naked, face down across our bed when I asked my husband to crack my back. He quickly replied with, "Holy! I never realized that your...

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Today, I was laying naked, face down across our bed when I asked my husband to crack my back. He quickly replied with, "Holy! I never realized that your ass hairs were so long before." FML

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By dereksboo44 - / Wednesday 25 April 2018 23:00 / Canada - Brantford

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By LAUGHINGKOMODO | 25

#7627393 - Thursday 26 April 2018 6:35

This is NOT an FML. This is how comfortable most people wish to be with their SO.

By jbuckets_404 | 34

#7627438 - Thursday 26 April 2018 10:43

Guess OP hasn't had it doggy-style for quite a while....

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By LAUGHINGKOMODO | 25

#7627393 - Thursday 26 April 2018 6:35

This is NOT an FML. This is how comfortable most people wish to be with their SO.

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loliloveoniichan | 5

#7628033 - Friday 27 April 2018 19:23

I wouldn't want, this is just too disgusting.

By CrazyTrainWreck | 19

#7627400 - Thursday 26 April 2018 7:23

Sounds like something my wife and I would say you each other. Entirely natural, even the long ass hair.

By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7627404 - Thursday 26 April 2018 7:53

Are you sure it’s not a spider caught in there?

By azouwa | 26

#7627405 - Thursday 26 April 2018 7:57

You should hand him some trimmers and say, "If you trim mine I'll trim yours."

By aruden | 25

#7627427 - Thursday 26 April 2018 9:45

Is he wrong though?

By jbuckets_404 | 34

#7627438 - Thursday 26 April 2018 10:43

Guess OP hasn't had it doggy-style for quite a while....

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7627488 - Thursday 26 April 2018 13:41

"Holy ass hairs, Batman!"

By Amanda Jaworski | 13

#7627497 - Thursday 26 April 2018 13:57

What a crack up!

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7627539 - Thursday 26 April 2018 15:25

FYI ass hairs are there to reduce friction when you rub up against somebody else. Keep them, you wouldn't want chapped ass cheeks.

By Zekfen | 17

#7627565 - Thursday 26 April 2018 16:33

Was this before or after he tried to fart in the bathtub?

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