By dereksboo44 - 25/04/2018 23:00 - Canada - Brantford

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Today, I was laying naked, face down across our bed when I asked my husband to crack my back. He quickly replied with, "Holy! I never realized that your ass hairs were so long before." FML
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This is NOT an FML. This is how comfortable most people wish to be with their SO.

Guess OP hasn't had it doggy-style for quite a while....

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This is NOT an FML. This is how comfortable most people wish to be with their SO.

I wouldn't want, this is just too disgusting.

Sounds like something my wife and I would say you each other. Entirely natural, even the long ass hair.

Are you sure it’s not a spider caught in there?

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You should hand him some trimmers and say, "If you trim mine I'll trim yours."

Is he wrong though?

Guess OP hasn't had it doggy-style for quite a while....

"Holy ass hairs, Batman!"

What a crack up!

FYI ass hairs are there to reduce friction when you rub up against somebody else. Keep them, you wouldn't want chapped ass cheeks.

Was this before or after he tried to fart in the bathtub?