Today, I was standing on the balcony I share with the neighboring apartment. My morbidly obese neighbor didn't know I was there, and walked out with her breasts exposed. Her boyfriend then walked out and struck up a conversation with me about the fine weather we're having. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML
Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML
Today, to amuse my girlfriend, I put on her sexy nightshirt and went out on the balcony for a smoke, all while shaking my booty about in front of her window. She laughed, until one of her neighbors shouted, "HELLO!" from the upper floor, grinning at the show. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, my neighbor, who is an elderly woman that I barely know, decided to tell me about how she feels she's lost too much weight and now when she looks at herself naked she thinks her boobs hang and look like bull testicles. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I answered the door at my boyfriend's house to an obese woman, who looked and smelled homeless, and rudely tried to barge past me to get inside. I told her to get out or I’d call the police. My boyfriend behind me saw this disgusting woman and said those two awful words: “Hi Mom.” FML
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML
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Top comments
AmbrosiaFan 19
So was the weather good or not?
loliloveoniichan 14
Why the **** would you need to "grow up" if you felt repulsed by a morbidly obese woman's exposed breasts?.
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Comments (13)
Lexie 7
You felt the need to point out she is obese. So it would be ok if she would be slim and hot, but because she is not, **** your life? Grow up.
loliloveoniichan 14
Why the **** would you need to "grow up" if you felt repulsed by a morbidly obese woman's exposed breasts?.
Lexie 7
Well because that is ******* childish. "oh no, I saw someone half naked and they were not attractive, fml boohoo". Please
Katy Elizabeth Deppe 5
its ok to not want to see a obese person naked or even topless its ok not to be attracted to obese person please get over yourself
EmDizzle2007 28
you're a bright mind amongst dim bulbs.
Sonotsuave 37
He’s not saying it’s okay if she looked different that’s not the point. It’s about the level of discomfort and invasion of privacy as well as the boyfriend walking out like everything’s casual at the same time
Lexie 7
OP made that the point when they saud she is obese. otherwise just saying the neighbor was topless would convey the message. privacy invasion? they SHARE the balcony. it is as much hers as it is OPs
Emiweb 9
The discomfort is clear - the point is, the woman being obese is irrelevant. He didn't need to mention it and by the fact that it was mentioned has a lot of implications that then follow subliminally (which have been discussed above).
AmbrosiaFan 19
So was the weather good or not?
RichardPencil 32
What else should he talk about? The ins and outs of their sex life! Perhaps, you'd like his monologue on the challenges and thrills of pleasuring a plus-sized gal?
LostSoul 20
what do you consider morbidly obese?
sarsuela 29
When I read that your morbidly obese neighbour stepped on balcony I thought it was going to collapse.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Why did you feel the need to point out that she was morbidly obese? You wouldn't have cared if she'd been a chopstick? It's not okay either way... if she shares a balcony, she shouldn't be walking on it naked because, as is what happened, she never knows if someone else is on it.