ESPN Love

By pieceofcake163 - 29/12/2009 08:59 - United States

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Today, I found out that my booty call only likes to have sex with me so afterwards he can watch ESPN on my plasma screen TV, because he has neither. FML
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shananigans 0

Um, it's a BOOTY CALL. Why do you care? There's not supposed to be any emotional attachment.

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perdix 29

I have ESPN and an LED TV. Maybe I can come over and compare the two technologies. If I have to give you sex to get in, . . . Well, if I must, I must :(

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kally2010 0

if it's great sex so what ???

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DimebagDavid 0

this is a win-win situation. don't complain, OP

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naynay93 6

WHY WOULD YOU CARE??!! Unless u've got some other arangement set up or ur afraid he'll get all pissy and not want to have sex any more if you don't let him( which means you need a new one anyhow...)u can alway just kick him out. i mean, he's not a FRIEND with benefits. he's just a bootycall. DEF: just sex. beyond that he's of no use to you YDI 4 not knowing how to have one.

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drezman 0

kinda like a duck call. but to atract booty.

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Minour 0

@48: Really?! @post: If it's good sex, who cares!

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leesh85k 0

The guy comes over to screw u and only screw u... Ur main concern is about him wanting to watch ESPN on ur plazma..??? Really..??

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