ESPN Love

By pieceofcake163 - 29/12/2009 08:59 - United States

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Today, I found out that my booty call only likes to have sex with me so afterwards he can watch ESPN on my plasma screen TV, because he has neither. FML
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shananigans 0

Um, it's a BOOTY CALL. Why do you care? There's not supposed to be any emotional attachment.

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perdix 29

I have ESPN and an LED TV. Maybe I can come over and compare the two technologies. If I have to give you sex to get in, . . . Well, if I must, I must :(

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supmofukka 0

ydi for havin a booty call, ****. to him ur a piece of ass with a nice tv.

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razz27 0

damn that guy is brilliant like they say you got to give a lil to get a lil hahahahah.

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hrtstealer 0

how is this a FML if he is your booty call?! If he was a serious thing then it is a FML.

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thegr8dane 0

with the number of people that complain about not getting their rocks off with someone at all on here, I think that this must be a real blow, seeing someone taking a good assisted release for granted like that. but that's just me.

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NIRVANAfan123 0

YDI for having a bootycall and thinking he givs a damn!

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