ESPN Love

By pieceofcake163 - 29/12/2009 08:59 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found out that my booty call only likes to have sex with me so afterwards he can watch ESPN on my plasma screen TV, because he has neither. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 605
You deserved it 17 100

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Um, it's a BOOTY CALL. Why do you care? There's not supposed to be any emotional attachment.

perdix 29

I have ESPN and an LED TV. Maybe I can come over and compare the two technologies. If I have to give you sex to get in, . . . Well, if I must, I must :(

Comments

jamjenni2774 0

Tell him to leave!! obviously neither of u amebias have any feelings anyway

You still get the sex, quit complaining...

skyeyez9 24

Its a booty call! Which means have sex, get cleaned up, get dressed and LEAVE! make him go away if that's how you feel.

MikeonFML 17

Who cares if he watches a bit of espn anyway...

and you only like to screw him because it feels good. so what?

thinmint 0

so basically you are paying him for sex which makes him a prostitute. but seriously tell him he can hump you but then he must leave bc you only want him for his meaty penis. amebias?