Eat Y'self Fitter

By Shnur - 05/04/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, my patient, a chubby little girl, stood on a scale to measure her weight. She was 5 years-old and weighed 65 lbs. I started giving her advice on eating healthy: fruits, vegetables, and more greens. She turned to her mother with shocked look and said, "But mommy, the doctor is fat too!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 934
You deserved it 21 155

Same thing different taste

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Why the HELL is anybody saying the doctor deserved this? 5 years old and 65lbs is quite overweight. The average 5 year old is somewhere between 30-40, give or take a bit. The kid will have all kinds of health problems if something doesn't change soon, and Doc here was doing their JOB. Also, #11 is right, the one who should be getting the lecture is dear old Mom and Dad, probably letting their kid eat too many snacks and sodas and junk. Poor kid.

got_rice 0

I'd say the kid's the one who should be saying FML...at that age, they really have no control over what they eat, so its entirely the parent's fault for letting them eat poorly.

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wow I'm 65 lbs and i'm young but older then her but I dnt eat tht much but nt anorexic

calebg23 0

yo dumbass there are a ton of 130 pound 3 year olds... I was skinny back at that age... now I'm kinda chubby I'm not obese though... lots of things happen in a couple years...

emilysexi3793 0

my doctor wants to put me on a special diet cuz I'm 13 and "only" weigh 95 lbs. ps was the kid right?

emilysexi3793 0

my sister is 65 lbs and she's almost 11

X_o_X_ocutie 0

LOL when I was five I was like 20 maybe 25

There's more old drunks than there are old doctors—Benjamin Franklin

Lolpizza_fml 0

dont say it to the kid!! say it to the mom!! its HER (the mom) fault her child is overweight!