Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Don't mind me - FML

Don't mind me

By evelynn - 20/05/2010 06:25 - France

Spicy

Today, the guy I'm seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said "SHHHH!". FML

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You deserved it 8 175

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Spicy

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 481

You deserved it 5 013

By Anonymous - 14/01/2013 17:58 - United States - Arlington

Spicy

Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 994

You deserved it 10 014

What is it?

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Spicy

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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You deserved it 8 212

By zamwow - 20/12/2013 23:36 - United States - Ridgefield Park

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 824

You deserved it 8 872

By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 14:19 - Australia

Spicy

Today, I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing for a while. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually like when I moan, but he just put his hands over my mouth and told me to "shut up" because it sounded like "pig noises". FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 298

You deserved it 21 484

Narcissism

By during - 19/05/2010 12:12 - United States

Spicy

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

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You deserved it 7 325

Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Spicy

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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You deserved it 4 429

Not now, Yoda

By iwassoclose - 10/04/2013 16:32 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 757

You deserved it 8 804

By anonymous - 19/02/2011 13:12 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 050

You deserved it 7 380

By fmlalways - 22/01/2011 13:00 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 758

You deserved it 5 146

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jgilez 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 12:25

SSSSHHHHHANDIWITCH....

ptdg 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 12:23

you're getting laid, and had an ******... and this bad because...?

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BeeSkwaird 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 13:20

* sammich

281go 4

Thursday 20 May 2010 13:31

you probably ruin the mood with the noises your making.... you never know

lovin_darkness 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 13:47

OP's bouyfriend should be a Librarian XD

webb2194 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 18:54

win!

Eyeliner_fml 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 14:05

maybe it was his first and he did not what you were doing?

HBBikes 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 14:09

What the **** is anti flood? Sorry, for being retarded :P

dax002 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 14:15

lmfao @ #28

luvtruckguy 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 14:18

loud girls are the best. And at least the guy knows he's doing something right!

BrotherTheo 31

Thursday 20 May 2010 15:31

^This!

Sexy2die4 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 16:30

Thank you :-)

aardvarkish 15

Thursday 20 May 2010 14:32

Porky's comes to mind.

barfly_fml 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 15:06

Next time don't be so loud... my wife might hear.

GamerGoddess 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 15:07

I'm going to guess that in order to make this an FML, the OP negated to say that someone was home - which is the only reason why both he and she should be quiet during sex

Sexy2die4 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 16:33

Thats what I am thinking. I am very loud during sex too so I make sure no one is home when I am having sex. Who wants to keep it quite when its good?

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