Dramatic Entrance Fail By FML Approved - 01/08/2017 03:28 It's not easy being cheesy... I agree, your life sucks 572 You deserved it 209 Share Tweet Share
Today, I finally got an interview for the job I want. The interviewer looked at my resumé and asked, "So, what have you been doing for the past 10 years?" I guess binge-watching Netflix wasn't the right answer. FML I agree, your life sucks 201 You deserved it 1 118
Today, my dad is freaking out because he thinks he's next on the list of targets the NYC CEO shooter has. Not because he himself is a healthcare-ruining CEO, but he's a pharmacist who gets death threats every week from patients he can't give medication to, due to insurance companies denying everything. FML I agree, your life sucks 481 You deserved it 72
Today, I learned that my roommate doesn't actually know a damn thing about cooking. I'm suffering the effects of him telling me that chicken is best eaten medium-rare. FML I agree, your life sucks 23 244 You deserved it 13 324
Today, I learned the hard way that an ice cube is capable of ripping the skin off your bottom lip. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 285 You deserved it 14 173
Today, I was going for my morning walk, when a guy in a massive truck drove up beside me, with a kid no more than 4 riding shotgun. I lost my faith in humanity when his tiny voice yelled through the window, "Nice ass!" FML I agree, your life sucks 45 306 You deserved it 5 086
Today, I told my cousin it would be okay if he stayed the weekend after a fight with his wife. He didn't tell me he was bringing his 4 kids. They've watched funny cat videos for hours and they laugh like maniacs. FML I agree, your life sucks 12 132 You deserved it 1 356
Today, after years of counseling and therapy for my anger issues, I snapped. Two words: Flappy Bird. FML I agree, your life sucks 48 376 You deserved it 14 745
Today, after working for 7 hours straight, I sat down for a second to wait for an elevator. My manager told me I wasn't allowed to sit and that I had to get back to work. FML I agree, your life sucks 833 You deserved it 95
Thank god the garage door was in the way, mom might have been just another statistic from being run over.