Today, I got pulled over for speaking on my phone. I accepted the fine because I was too ashamed to tell the cute officer that I was actually trying to pop a huge pimple on my cheek. FML
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Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I popped a pimple while stopped at a red light. When I looked over the woman in the car next to me was laughing, and had her camera phone out. FML
Today, a motorist yelled at me for texting and driving. I was too ashamed to admit that I'd been admiring the bogey I'd just picked from my nose. FML
Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell phone use but for nose picking and inspecting. FML
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
Today, I got pulled over for talking on my phone while driving. I'd lost my phone the day before. He didn’t believe me. So, I got a ticket for talking on a phone I can’t even find. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML
Today, I was hammered, and on my way home I walked into a policeman. My logic was, if I'm on the phone, he can't talk to me, so I pulled my phone out and started speaking. The officer then asked me why I was speaking to my wallet. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
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tygerarmy 35
Unless you got the cute officer's number you deserve it!
hailzz_96 18
How do you pop a pimple while you're driving? You deserve it
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Comments (92)
IAreNubcake 6
If you told him the truth or not, he still probably would've still give you a ticket
simply_chan3l 13
Why couldn't popping your pimple waited until you arrived at your destination? I would've hated to be the one driving behind you.
ILikeBigButts_ 12
Don't pop a pimple while driving
Metthew 15
Well.. it's still being distracted while driving??
squishier 16
it's still distracted driving phone or not
vikky538 29
so you are simply dialing the numbers by pressing your pimple...
SookyLala 13
deserved it, you gotta focus on the road man
Sathane 21
Doesn't matter. In more places the charge is "Holding a handheld device". You don't have to be talking or texting. It just has to be in your hand.
militarybrat 21
Who said op was holding a cell phone?
Mr_Saikaly 35
popping a pimple while driving deserves a fine as well
Peachtranquility 15
I would've just told him! he would be so weirded out that he'd just leave.