Today, I told my toddler to put the cat down, so he did. On my...

By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 06:04

Today, I told my toddler to put the cat down, so he did. On my leg. I guess I should have been more specific. FML

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By Bad Mother - 08/10/2015 11:53 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I found out my son told his teachers that I make his brother Tom sleep on the floor, make him stay out of the house for long periods of time, and don't let him use the toilet. Tom is actually our cat. FML

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By believekimber - 09/07/2022 16:00

Today, I was feeding my pets and playing with my puppy when I suddenly felt something behind me. My cat is on the arm of the couch steadily spanking my butt with his paw. I can't win! FML

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By seriously - 24/05/2013 07:04 - United States

Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML

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By Laura - 30/11/2010 03:03

Today, I caught my daughter attempting to stick pencils up our cat's butt. FML

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By petlover - 23/11/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I had to put my 17 year-old cat down. I cried the whole way up to the vet's office and back. After finally coming to terms with the situation, and trying to forget, my dad's friend walks up to me and says, "So, I heard you killed your cat?" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2012 05:59 - United States

Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML

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By wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe - 07/08/2013 20:55 - Sweden

Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2017 12:00

Today, my cat let a mouse sit on his paws for several minutes, then just sat and watched as it scurried into a crack in the drywall. My cat is only 4. FML

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By unloved - 01/10/2009 14:25 - United States

Today, during an argument with my daughter she screamed "everyone hates you!" and stormed off. I flopped down on the couch in frustration where the cat jumped on my lap. "You love me, don't you?" I asked the cat. She crapped on my leg and went to my daughter's room. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 21:19 - United States

Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML

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Amanda Jaworski 23

Wednesday 22 May 2019 12:00

Ugh cat scratches are the worst! This gives me the heebie jeebies just looking at it! Ouch!

SimplyAStudent 11

Thursday 23 May 2019 13:01

I'm glad the cat didn't scratch your toddler

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Charlie Given 26

Wednesday 22 May 2019 6:14

Ya ya live n learn and have afew dozen cat scratch scars for being 🐈 owners 😻

bubbat101 36

Wednesday 22 May 2019 7:55

I'm sorry to say this, but your toddler is a dick. Hope he learns his lesson.

Amanda Jaworski 23

Wednesday 22 May 2019 12:00

Ugh cat scratches are the worst! This gives me the heebie jeebies just looking at it! Ouch!

SimplyAStudent 11

Thursday 23 May 2019 13:01

I'm glad the cat didn't scratch your toddler

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