By Oops - 25/02/2017 00:00 - Australia - Belmore

Today, my very quiet and sexually innocent boyfriend said, "I want to be inside you." I was so startled that all I could reply was, "Oh, thanks." FML
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junjunbun 28
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I don't know why, but i find that adorable for some reason.

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Tripartita 44
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I'd love if this exchange continued. "You're quite welcome." "It means a lot when you say things like that to me." "Well, that's why I say them." "So, shall we have sex?" "Oh, gosh, why?"

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junjunbun 28
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I don't know why, but i find that adorable for some reason.

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Tripartita 44
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I'd love if this exchange continued. "You're quite welcome." "It means a lot when you say things like that to me." "Well, that's why I say them." "So, shall we have sex?" "Oh, gosh, why?"

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manofmerr 27
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From what i understand, this is how british porn works.

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manofmerr 27
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From what i understand, this is how british porn works.

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manofmerr 27
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From what i understand, this is how british porn works.

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manofmerr 27
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And now i know how that happens.

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zyero 9
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Because I'm feeling rather randy darling, was I too forward?

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trumpet27 1
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Yes You were way too forward

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trumpet27 1
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?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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jcash52426 5

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notmyfam 10

This one definitely needs a follow up!

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Taurus_ChicKa 36
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By sexually innocent, does that mean he's a virgin or just shy? Regardless, it gave me a chuckle!

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lexyrebele 3

Aww this is so cute!

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jaydoo 6
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Did you then enter her and experience mutual ecstasy?

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jaydoo 6
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Was it sweet?

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