By Oops - 25/02/2017 00:00 - Australia - Belmore

Today, my very quiet and sexually innocent boyfriend said, "I want to be inside you." I was so startled that all I could reply was, "Oh, thanks." FML
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I don't know why, but i find that adorable for some reason.

I'd love if this exchange continued. "You're quite welcome." "It means a lot when you say things like that to me." "Well, that's why I say them." "So, shall we have sex?" "Oh, gosh, why?"

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I don't know why, but i find that adorable for some reason.

I'd love if this exchange continued. "You're quite welcome." "It means a lot when you say things like that to me." "Well, that's why I say them." "So, shall we have sex?" "Oh, gosh, why?"

From what i understand, this is how british porn works.

From what i understand, this is how british porn works.

From what i understand, this is how british porn works.

And now i know how that happens.

Because I'm feeling rather randy darling, was I too forward?

Yes You were way too forward

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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notmyfam 10

This one definitely needs a follow up!

By sexually innocent, does that mean he's a virgin or just shy? Regardless, it gave me a chuckle!

lexyrebele 3

Aww this is so cute!

Did you then enter her and experience mutual ecstasy?

Was it sweet?