Today, the couple who had written the offer we had accepted for our house withdrew it because apparently when they came by for the home inspection, my next door neighbor's teenage son tried to sell them heroin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with my attractive and seemingly charming neighbor. Yesterday, his house was raided and he was arrested for running a heroin ring. FML
Today, after spending days writing up an offer for a condo so my boyfriend and I could move in together with our 9-month-old, we found out they accepted a different offer. FML
Today, I found out the friend I signed a lease with is actually a wanted drug dealer. I only found this out after the police kicked in the door at 5am and raided our house. FML
Today, my neighbors were busted for a meth lab in their garage. Yesterday, I signed the mortgage. Welcome to our new neighborhood, kids. FML
Today, I submitted an offer on a house. I got a call a few minutes later saying that it had collapsed. FML
Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML
Today, my partner and I went to the inspection of a house we wanted to buy. The whole roof was illegal. This is the second time our realtor has shown us a house with major issues. FML
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, after my close friend had his baby, he told me that he was no longer going to be selling weed at his house. I was happy for him, because it's unsafe. Until I found out he was still selling at my house with the help of my roommates, without telling me. FML
Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
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Top comments
VonBlitzkrieg 27
You better call the police to put a stop to this or it will keep happening and you'll never sell the house.
deebiedoobie 13
Hey, I wouldn't want to live next door to someone like that either. I can only imagine what the parents are like.
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Comments (91)
ViviMage 40
Call the cops and get that shit arrested. Then sell the house.
pussystank 18
Must be a White neighborhood.
mat_sib 18
Call the cops mabye?
Joedbag 8
Turn the little bastard in to the cops!
juwannaman 11
I SMELL LEGGAL
Turbo_Turtle 14
Maybe he was trying to get you two to stay? I know it sounds stupid, op, but kids will do anything to get what they want. He probably thought that ruining your sale would force you to not move. Idk, either that or he has 0.0001 brain cells.
vividpictures 17
That child has a strange sense of humor! I hope he didn't try to sell your children heroin.
miss_amphetamine 24
WOW. I lived in Cedarburg for almost 7 years (can't believe I didn't notice your username until you said Milwaukee!) That's strange because where I lived, there weren't any drugs except beer and maybe weed. I'm glad you sold the house but what a ****** up thing for that kid to do. I'm sorry, OP.
miss_amphetamine 24
88 - I could see that. 89, probably not. A real heroin dealer wouldn't try to sell someone drugs that knew their family personally. They are very paranoid. I know this because I've had friends that were previously into heroin.
fantasyworld 39
I'm glad it got sold.