Today, the couple who had written the offer we had accepted for our house withdrew it because apparently when they came by for the home inspection, my next door neighbor's teenage son tried to sell them heroin. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with my attractive and seemingly charming neighbor. Yesterday, his house was raided and he was arrested for running a heroin ring. FML
Today, after spending days writing up an offer for a condo so my boyfriend and I could move in together with our 9-month-old, we found out they accepted a different offer. FML
Today, I found out the friend I signed a lease with is actually a wanted drug dealer. I only found this out after the police kicked in the door at 5am and raided our house. FML
Today, my neighbors were busted for a meth lab in their garage. Yesterday, I signed the mortgage. Welcome to our new neighborhood, kids. FML
Today, I submitted an offer on a house. I got a call a few minutes later saying that it had collapsed. FML
Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML
Today, my partner and I went to the inspection of a house we wanted to buy. The whole roof was illegal. This is the second time our realtor has shown us a house with major issues. FML
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, after my close friend had his baby, he told me that he was no longer going to be selling weed at his house. I was happy for him, because it's unsafe. Until I found out he was still selling at my house with the help of my roommates, without telling me. FML
Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
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VonBlitzkrieg 27
You better call the police to put a stop to this or it will keep happening and you'll never sell the house.
deebiedoobie 13
Hey, I wouldn't want to live next door to someone like that either. I can only imagine what the parents are like.
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Comments (91)
ahippienamedrae 10
Well don't leave us hanging. Did they buy it or not?
emporiumprincess 11
No- they didn't
lina21 12
Call the cops and have the little drug addict arrested. That's ridiculous
ohSNAPyall 27
You weren't able to sell your house? What a downer.
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demonhunter3220 14
Wow. What a little shit.
worldclassrager 41
So they live next to a drug dealer...the chances are probably low but not impossible...
night_saint 5
Your neighbors don't want to see you leave.
mccrightp 29
I wonder if the kid has an ax to grind with you and this is payback? You might want to speak to the little bastard and make peace.
TheNewGuy03 29
That would be my guess. If he's a real dealer, I seriously doubt he would be that forward. Hopefully they can settle whatever bone the kid has to pick with the family and bury the hatchet.
brandoneyez1 25
I think you have a valid lawsuit on your hands if this causes you loss for not selling.
buckdharma 38
If you have a teenage daughter, this would explain things. Next time he'll be a termite inspector with bad news.