Today, the couple who had written the offer we had accepted for our house withdrew it because apparently when they came by for the home inspection, my next door neighbor's teenage son tried to sell them heroin. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with my attractive and seemingly charming neighbor. Yesterday, his house was raided and he was arrested for running a heroin ring. FML
Today, after spending days writing up an offer for a condo so my boyfriend and I could move in together with our 9-month-old, we found out they accepted a different offer. FML
Today, I found out the friend I signed a lease with is actually a wanted drug dealer. I only found this out after the police kicked in the door at 5am and raided our house. FML
Today, my neighbors were busted for a meth lab in their garage. Yesterday, I signed the mortgage. Welcome to our new neighborhood, kids. FML
Today, I submitted an offer on a house. I got a call a few minutes later saying that it had collapsed. FML
Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML
Today, my partner and I went to the inspection of a house we wanted to buy. The whole roof was illegal. This is the second time our realtor has shown us a house with major issues. FML
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, after my close friend had his baby, he told me that he was no longer going to be selling weed at his house. I was happy for him, because it's unsafe. Until I found out he was still selling at my house with the help of my roommates, without telling me. FML
Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
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VonBlitzkrieg 27
You better call the police to put a stop to this or it will keep happening and you'll never sell the house.
deebiedoobie 13
Hey, I wouldn't want to live next door to someone like that either. I can only imagine what the parents are like.
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Comments (91)
JullaBean 10
You should say something to the police or someone about it, you'll never sell it with neighbors like that.
blackonblight 33
Now, the question is, was teenage douchebag actually selling drugs or just trying to freak people out?
awkward_gothlady 32
OP should definitely report him to the police. Whether it was real heroin or not, having the police show up to investigate him ought to scare him.
q7shium 6
does it matter either way? the proper authorities need to be called
blackonblight 33
Well in one case there might be imminent danger to OP, while if it's just a stupid kid ******* around without drugs, it's more of a hassle than a threat.
miss_amphetamine 24
OP responded later saying it was a prank. I'm not surprised because in all reality, as others have pointed out a real drug dealer is way more paranoid and would never go up to a person they hadn't met and offer to sell them drugs.
jaredofmo 22
Indeed. If they don't want to be in that neighborhood, that's their choice.
theasian007 11
Well they might've just not had the money for the house after buying the heroin... XD
soulreaper12296 28
Instead why didn't they just call the police on the kid? No need to make it a shitty deal for you because your neighbor's kid is an idiot.
MsKatieFace 11
Because they don't want to live next door to a family who sell drugs? Imagine the shady people likely to come round all hours of the day and night looking to buy, who knows what other illegalities they might be into too. Who would want to live next door to that, especially if you've called the police on them? They're gonna know who it was, especially if it gets to prosecution. Sounds like living there would be hell, good on them finding out in time to get out and run like hell.
aquariusangel093 5
That's a pretty good reason to withdrawal. Still sucks.
Garrison21 11
Hey just like step brothers with bad neighbors haha
weveallbeenthere 30
can't blame them. I would to.
alaen23 23
Kids these days *says the child* Any who, that is pretty bad, especially for a teenager. You should definitely report them or get them help. Best wishes with the house
ronniejj82 10
Best thing you can do is report the son to the authorities or tell his parents. Kid shouldn't be selling any kind of drugs.