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David Lee Roth approves

By SNBBFF - 25/10/2011 07:10 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. We had a huge family dinner and everyone was invited, including my boyfriend. My family is kind of stuck-up, so I was very nervous about him meeting them. He got into an argument with my uncle over how "awesome" Van Halen is, and ignored me all night. FML

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rocker_chick105 31

Tuesday 25 October 2011 11:59

Well they are awesome

WallyTheWombat 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:03

YDI for having an uncle that doesn't like Van Halen.

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token_blackguy 18

Tuesday 25 October 2011 20:43

Your family isn't as stuck up as you thought.

michelle_luo 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 21:39

Can't blame him. Van Halen IS awesome. anyway you should be glad that ur bf and ur uncle can get along well.

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 25 October 2011 21:45

Go 'head jump. Jump!

MMG93 8

Tuesday 25 October 2011 22:24

Well in his defense Van Halen is amazing.

jackie_hates 14

Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:17

Van Halen sucks.

Wavesong 4

Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:25

Holy I was thinking "Who is Van Halen" then I noticed I was listening to one of his songs.... Winfail? Failwin?

Natty23 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:29

Happy birthday!!!! Hope it gets better! =]

Synyster430 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 1:17

Have you seen Eddie Van Halen in 'Eruption'?!?!!?

iMagzzzy 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:19

Im listening to van halen as we speak. MINDFUCK

chris1025 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:27

Omg today's my birthday too :D that's so cool

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