You mean ex family right

45-I was actually thinking that it would be entertaining! haha

...will they also get piss-drunk and argue who has the least things to be thankful for?

Screw that Christmas is around the corner ;D

#41 thanksgiving is actually there, in the living room, staring right in your face.

...with the cake. Cake is like rainbows and unicorn tears. No one can be unhappy with cake.

#3 OP can't leave until Jonas comes over the intercom.

11- But what if the cake is a lie?

Do you even lift

This is in no way the OP's fault. It's the family's fault for getting so drunk and being inconsiderate enough to ruin the birthday.

I'm pretty sure they were joking. A fucking terrible joke, but a joke none the less. Plus everyone here in PA is probably pretty miserable. I know in central Pennsylvania we got our first snow today. Woohoo for winter...

25, what the hell does that have to do with anything.

Blood may be thicker than water, but booze seems to trump both! Sorry OP.

yeah lets just ignore the entire family...

#31 isn't that how most people get through the holidays?