must have been a big dildo can I have it? mwuahahah kidding:) maybe;) lOl no but really give it to me.

So many jokes my mind can't comprehend

Bumblebee?

I don't think metal is supposed to bend that way.

But you are (20)

6- You do seem gay, "kitty."

And this, kids, is why we always check our tailpipes for dildos! Oh, is that just me?

On the Upside, free dildo.

Free dildo is a good thing, those things are super expensive now..

you should've wrote a FML about how your car was getting more action then you...

Today, My car got more action then I have ever gotten in more then 10 years, It got a dildo!, FML

1 - awesome comment. made me laugh(:

Maybe the OP's car was a Prius and a caring passerby wanted to give it a pair.

At least you got a free dildo!

It was Dinkleberg.

wtf.

It was probably used.

Hence the "wear gloves before you remove it" comment Jesus forgives you

The car was horny

Op should give it to the girl with the detachable shower head problem

Use lotion to make it slippery

63- LOL!! was that pun intended??

Seems like the right way to fuck a car up.

when you find out who did it get a ping pong ball in put it in their gas tank. It will not hurt the car but whenever they are low on gas they will hear it in there and think something is wrong with their car. much money will be spent trying to figure out what the noise is before someone figures it out.

I agree lol

Yo baby

hilarious aren't they

Gingers these days..

Red aren't they?

Nothing wrong with being a ginger

Yeah I'm a ginger, and I love having no soul. It's very freeing.

I'm a ginger too. FTW.

#75 As if your name didn't give it away (;

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