What what?

By Anonymous - 25/10/2011 05:58 - United States

Today, my car broke down because someone stuck a dildo in the tail pipe. I'd parked in my driveway. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 802
You deserved it 3 512

Same thing different taste

Top comments

saIty 17

Or maybe your car is a Transformer and was playing with itself.

WallyTheWombat 0

Lol someone put a ***** in your "tailpipe".


saIty 17

Or maybe your car is a Transformer and was playing with itself.

must have been a big ***** can I have it? mwuahahah kidding:) maybe;) lOl no but really give it to me.

I don't think metal is supposed to bend that way.

mikeeg 0

And this, kids, is why we always check our tailpipes for ******! Oh, is that just me?

Vasin_fml 15

Free ***** is a good thing, those things are super expensive now..

you should've wrote a FML about how your car was getting more action then you...

Today, My car got more action then I have ever gotten in more then 10 years, It got a *****!, FML

armyboy00025 3

Maybe the OP's car was a Prius and a caring passerby wanted to give it a pair.

Georgieeporgiee 9

At least you got a free *****!

kwchambers92 10

Hahaha I'm sorry, but that's hilarious. Just wear gloves before you remove it!

kwchambers92 10

Hence the "wear gloves before you remove it" comment Jesus forgives you

Op should give it to the girl with the detachable shower head problem

Buttsexpirate 9

Geez sometimes I think that ****** have a life of their own and just go around ******* people over.


Seems like the right way to **** a car up.

when you find out who did it get a ping pong ball in put it in their gas tank. It will not hurt the car but whenever they are low on gas they will hear it in there and think something is wrong with their car. much money will be spent trying to figure out what the noise is before someone figures it out.

WallyTheWombat 0

Lol someone put a ***** in your "tailpipe".

lizard399 0

That's random... Funnier when I imagine trying to explain what happened to the guy fixing your car.

didthatreallyhap_fml 14

Lol wow that sucks :-( they really must have disliked OP a ***** costs way more than a banana. Maybe they stuck the ***** in your tail pipe to say **** you and your car

RawrNom 0

what I thinks weird is that they don't put potatos or bananas in, they put a frigging ***** in. Who has those just lying around?! creepy neighbors :D

Oh! That's where I left it!!!! My bad :P