What what?

By Anonymous - 25/10/2011 05:58 - United States

Spicy
Today, my car broke down because someone stuck a dildo in the tail pipe. I'd parked in my driveway. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 772
You deserved it 3 505

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saIty 17

Or maybe your car is a Transformer and was playing with itself.

WallyTheWombat 0

Lol someone put a dildo in your "tailpipe".

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saIty 17

Or maybe your car is a Transformer and was playing with itself.

must have been a big dildo can I have it? mwuahahah kidding:) maybe;) lOl no but really give it to me.

So many jokes my mind can't comprehend

nonelikeworms 0

Bumblebee?

I don't think metal is supposed to bend that way.

But you are (20)

mikeeg 0

6- You do seem gay, "kitty."

And this, kids, is why we always check our tailpipes for dildos! Oh, is that just me?

Vasin_fml 15

On the Upside, free dildo.

Free dildo is a good thing, those things are super expensive now..

you should've wrote a FML about how your car was getting more action then you...

Today, My car got more action then I have ever gotten in more then 10 years, It got a dildo!, FML

1 - awesome comment. made me laugh(:

armyboy00025 3

Maybe the OP's car was a Prius and a caring passerby wanted to give it a pair.

Georgieeporgiee 9

At least you got a free dildo!

It was Dinkleberg.

Aero_x 21

wtf.

kwchambers92 10

Hahaha I'm sorry, but that's hilarious. Just wear gloves before you remove it!

It was probably used.

kwchambers92 10

Hence the "wear gloves before you remove it" comment Jesus forgives you

m0tl3ycru3 0

The car was horny

Op should give it to the girl with the detachable shower head problem

Use lotion to make it slippery

63- LOL!! was that pun intended??

Buttsexpirate 9

Geez sometimes I think that dildos have a life of their own and just go around fucking people over.

GRRSOM 7

Seems like the right way to fuck a car up.

when you find out who did it get a ping pong ball in put it in their gas tank. It will not hurt the car but whenever they are low on gas they will hear it in there and think something is wrong with their car. much money will be spent trying to figure out what the noise is before someone figures it out.

WallyTheWombat 0

Lol someone put a dildo in your "tailpipe".

you_and_me_fml 8

Such creative neighbors you must have

danny0094 0

I agree lol

lizard399 0

That's random... Funnier when I imagine trying to explain what happened to the guy fixing your car.

Victoire_W 0

People these days.

hilarious aren't they

Gingers these days..

kwchambers92 10

Red aren't they?

Nothing wrong with being a ginger

blackheart24 10

Yeah I'm a ginger, and I love having no soul. It's very freeing.

I'm a ginger too. FTW.

Pilotchick 8

#75 As if your name didn't give it away (;

didthatreallyhap_fml 14

Lol wow that sucks :-( they really must have disliked OP a dildo costs way more than a banana. Maybe they stuck the dildo in your tail pipe to say fuck you and your car

RawrNom 0

what I thinks weird is that they don't put potatos or bananas in, they put a frigging dildo in. Who has those just lying around?! creepy neighbors :D

Oh! That's where I left it!!!! My bad :P