Today, I got the courage to ask my mom if I could go to the movies alone on my first date with my new boyfriend. She said OK, which was surprising because she never lets me go anywhere alone. When I got to the theatre with him I saw my mom. She had saved seats for us. FML
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Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
Today, I had my first ever date. He invited me to dinner and a movie. Then he put on "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo." I couldn’t think of an excuse to get out, so I had to wait till the end of the film. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
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Top comments
Katylolo 0
Awww...that sucks, I'm sorry. How old are you? Hopefully under, like, 14. And then it isn't such a super-bad FML. :(
McLaughlane 0
woww that really sucks. :( Talk about awkward. I agree with #1, I hope you're no older than 14. Then it's not so awful, but still embarrassing.
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Comments (84)
x3_LaLa_3x 0
If you're thirteen or under, I can see why she would do that. Otherwise... FYL.
iamspartacus2 0
Amen #10. Nothing wrong with a little white lie. But seriously, even if she's 13 that just sucks
CherryPieHole 0
If this mother is so ridiculously protective how come that lil **** is already on boyfriend number 2?! You can't go to the movies alone, but you're free to have as many romantic relationships with boys as you like...... Makes sense right?
missmady 0
who ever said she's had more than one boyfriend? just because she said "new" doesn't mean there was a guy before that, it could mean they just started dating.
Guru_Gal 12
#33: How is having two boyfriends (at different times) being a ****...? You are... idiotic.
shauna_fml 0
I have a mom like that. You just have to lie next time. Say you're going to a girlfriend's house and she won't follow you.
tateno 0
thats so sad. especially if you were 16 and older haha
Monty_Python 0
CREAPY!!!!! I WOULD DIE!!!!!
KyleOkposofan 0
My mom was so overprotective, and I am a guy, so I feel your pain. She is just starting to let me live my own life since I am now 18. I am sure the OP's mom will chill out in the future like my mom did.
cnads 0
that sucks.. next time dont tell your mom what you're doing
baby_love 0
i couldn't date till i was 17!
squeaky_fml 0
You are probably a little young to be dating, or else your mother is insane.