Today, I got the courage to ask my mom if I could go to the movies alone on my first date with my new boyfriend. She said OK, which was surprising because she never lets me go anywhere alone. When I got to the theatre with him I saw my mom. She had saved seats for us. FML
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Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
Today, I had my first ever date. He invited me to dinner and a movie. Then he put on "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo." I couldn’t think of an excuse to get out, so I had to wait till the end of the film. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
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Top comments
Katylolo 0
Awww...that sucks, I'm sorry. How old are you? Hopefully under, like, 14. And then it isn't such a super-bad FML. :(
McLaughlane 0
woww that really sucks. :( Talk about awkward. I agree with #1, I hope you're no older than 14. Then it's not so awful, but still embarrassing.
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Comments (84)
Vehicle 1
Wow. Mom, thanks but uh no.
x_Leen 0
ahw! thats F A C K E D .
IAmBridgette 0
Lmao your mom is hilarious.
cheapshoes13 0
awe, well I hope you're not to old. If you are over 13 tell your mom that it's time she let you grow up a little and that you love her but she's gotta trust she raised you right.
CaptainDude86 0
Ouch. That must have seemed like the longest movie EVER.
AssOf2009 0
If she's anything like my mom, she was probably there to make sure that you were actually going to be where you said you were going to be and at the time you said you would. But look at it this way, since you were doing what you said you were, she'll know she can trust you and hopefully not be there at your next date! : )
belisama_fml 0
maybe you should talk to your mom about that over protective issue
Everlost 0
you should just have walked out, and maybe she will take a hint next time.
s52 0
That is so ****** up..
HPluver 0
Dude i feel your pain! my mom and sister are soo over protective of me. they also make me give them numbers and names of those who im hanging out with. ive never stept foot in a guys house..that they know of... Also!! they wont let me sleep over at my dads house! cuz its my dad and 3 brothers that live there, thats it.