By ihatedogs - 22/06/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, my brother came down to my house, bringing his untrained puppies with him. As we were eating dinner, I dropped part of my sandwich in a liquid that was on the tablecloth. Thinking it was water, I ate it. As I chewed, I realized the liquid wasn't water. My sandwich was dipped in dog urine. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 888
You deserved it 19 909

Same thing different taste

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The dogs were on the table, peed on it without you realizing and you guys decided to eat on it anyway? Even if there's water, wouldn't you attempt to clean it up? I don't understand. There's more then a few drops. It's a freaking puddle.

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its healthy for you actually ... a lot of nutrients. no joke  :D

trippy92 2

i dont think thats a boy.. o.O

urine is sterile so you can drink it :P

hairt 4

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA good one #105 that was hilarious LOLOLOL.

confusdsincbirth 5

105, maybe its not a boy and you just helped it create an FML (:

mmh... sounds delicious hehe xD FYL!

The dogs were on the table, peed on it without you realizing and you guys decided to eat on it anyway? Even if there's water, wouldn't you attempt to clean it up? I don't understand. There's more then a few drops. It's a freaking puddle.

adime 4

The tablecloth could have been really dark, making it hard to tell what kind of liquid spills on it. But you'd think the OP would be able to smell the urine. Especially while eating.

authorkid 2

FAKE. Either that, or you're a world class moron.

Eww, why was there pee on the tablecloth?

ydi for letting your brother put puppies on the table.

You deserve it for having animals on your table.

That's absolutely revolting. Nth reason to not have pets, I guess.