Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said, "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
Today, I got married. My dad wanted to see me before the ceremony in my dress. The dress I wore was not my usual kind of dress, strapless. The first thing my dad said, "Ginger! You've got boobs!" Not exactly the father-daughter moment I'd envisioned. FML
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
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Top comments
damnalltheasshol 0
o wow I'm sorry but that's hilarious
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Well, it IS false advertisement.
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Comments (252)
kelsey_katie 17
II LOVE YOIR DAD! Ahahahaha, that just made my day, no joke!(:
crymore007 11
redundant comment is redundant
Awahso 25
That is actually funny.
plantfood 4
I know! It's been a while
naomii776 7
Wat does op mean?
Sonalis 9
Means "Original Poster," aka whoever submitted the story.
acre1996 1
:(((( I thought it meant original person. I just lost the game also
Llama_Face89 34
Well..he has a point.
witchdoctor1 9
Hopefully that point don't hit the bra. She went through all that trouble and money to hav a good disappearing act. It be a shame if it popped.
Llama_Face89 34
149- somehow I think a wonderbra is different from a water bra. I COULD be wrong though.
PointSubZero 2
Damn, That's is a Ego Drop from hell.. Sorry.
TalkinSmack 6
Why did ur dad know u were wearing a wonderbra?
CyonideCyns 0
Hmmmm... Gee, maybe because he's her dad? And if her **** go up a cup size in a day I don't see how he couldn't notice.
cmars3 7
Wonderbra is a brand so I think that's want they meant by how did your dad know you were wearing a wonderbra
CyonideCyns 0
It's a type of bra that makes your boobs look bigger, its very common so a lot of people just call any ol' pushup bra a wonderbra her dad probably didn't KNOW it was a wonderbra he was probably just making a joke.
RHCPLover 0
lol what a dick.....im sorry.
jillianmathers12 13
I think that you should be wearing Wonder Bra!
copo37 7
86. Really? Your 13 years old. Shut the hell up, honesty. And if you want a challenger like your profile says you might want to invest in a wonderbra yourself, as well as knee high boots and a catchy nick name like sugar or candy.
punkin_26 16
Had to see for myself what you were talking about 109. That girl is scary crazy. Someone should warn Eminem. It made me laugh when I thought of how much I LOVED Johnathan Taylor Thomas when I was her age. Swore I was going to marry him one day. Kids are so funny!!! But we have all been there.
punkin_26 16
BTW-I checked out your profile too. You do have a very nice car. Love the color.
eroom16 0
Maybe candy-cane rider?
CyonideCyns 0
Your dad sounds like a funny guy :) I like him already
Draugen 16
Your dad is right. YDI for being shallow.
cmars3 7
Just because someone takes pride in their appearance doesn't mean they're shallow. It's good to feel good about yourself inside AND out.
tona01 16
Part of feeling good about yourself, is being happy with what god( if it exists) gave you, not try to change it.
Enslaved 38
The OP is shallow? but a guy that would break up with her because she has smaller breast and may chose to wear a padded bra to make herself feel better isn't shallow? I'm a 34B and I've worn a padded bra for some of my outfits to feel sexier for "myself" My guy knows my boobs are tiny. He has no problems when my bra comes off. Not everything is done for men!
nerdsgetmehot 23
#239 34B is far from tiny. You know how awful that makes me feel when you say that? If you're tiny, then I'm non-existent. I'm not even an A cup.
deathbreadstick 10
379- You don't need "big boobs" or anything else to be pretty, you're quite gorgeous as it is.
acre1996 1
Ah good ol dad eh?;)