Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said, "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
Today, I got married. My dad wanted to see me before the ceremony in my dress. The dress I wore was not my usual kind of dress, strapless. The first thing my dad said, "Ginger! You've got boobs!" Not exactly the father-daughter moment I'd envisioned. FML
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
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damnalltheasshol 0
o wow I'm sorry but that's hilarious
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Well, it IS false advertisement.
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Comments (252)
Caramelox 3
That was a good one.
acre1996 1
Lol I thought your name said cameltoeox
punkin_26 16
Hey the camel called-he wants his toe back! And his humps-oh wait thats your wonder bra-nevermind
truwinna 0
Your dad is freaking hilarious
megapeyt 17
Ouch. Mega burn. I'm sorry >.
Barette_fml 7
Ha! I like your dad!
StitchnLilo 24
How about instead of wearing things to get guys to continue being stereotypical pervs and asses, you wear something with less push and just be glad with what you've got. I laugh at people like you
mattmadden 0
If you weren't a guy you'd sound like a feminist.
white16sox 19
OP don't allow guys that want girls to have big **** rule your life. Find someone that likes you for you, not for your boob size.
eroom16 0
Your girlfriend isn't hot. Unless she gives insane brain, with a bag on her head, why would any guy ever want?
EmmyBabe_fml 0
443: Back off, he's obviously happy with her! Just because you don't like what she looks like based on a PICTURE doesn't mean she's not a good girlfriend!
nerdsgetmehot 23
#190 Why can't someone like her for her small boob size? Your sentiment is nice and all, but people seem to assume that small boobs = not something that men go out looking for, but not every guy's preference is for huge boobs.
DerpyHooves 0
Men can be feminists.
christahella 2
poor baby your day will come and if you make them wait till ur **** do fill in they will always wonder if u were that big or if it was the bra but I'm sorry that was hillarious what next ur dad tells u ur never gonna have big full breast like his!
ikickgingers 15
I'm 22... When is my day?? Huh?? Huh???
perdix 31
Thursday, Kicky, but you're going to have to sacrifice that rockin' ass of yours. Is it worth it?
ikickgingers 15
...nope :/
ikickgingers 15
Dupe post, sorry
perdix 31
Be happy with what you've got, Kicky. Most girls wish they were you ;)
nerdsgetmehot 23
#32 Plenty of women don't develop huge breasts. I'm 22 and less than an A cup.
acre1996 1
Fake ol bitties
CyonideCyns 0
Well on the bright side she might be able to lie her way out of the itty bitty titty committee :)
AcidRaen 4
I'm a proud member of the itty bitty titty committee. (: i like having little boobies. Less back pain (: Btw paris hilton is our president :p lol
ikickgingers 15
Kate Hudson in my president ...
Enslaved 38
Ikickgingers, I think your president got implants. :0 I still like her.(:
cmars3 7
I have D's and no back pain so not everyone with big boobs have pain
CyonideCyns 0
227: Me too, although I wouldn't mind having smaller breasts I don't have any pains at all
AcidRaen 4
Well i guess you two got lucky. I do have back pain though but thats irrelevant so i'll just shut up now
KataraTheBender 0
You deserved it, Be proud of what you have.
thatonechick19 0
Im sorry; your dad is freaking hilarious.
ManBat940 0
Wow, I'm sorry chika, that's pretty bad.