Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said, "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
Today, I got married. My dad wanted to see me before the ceremony in my dress. The dress I wore was not my usual kind of dress, strapless. The first thing my dad said, "Ginger! You've got boobs!" Not exactly the father-daughter moment I'd envisioned. FML
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
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damnalltheasshol 0
o wow I'm sorry but that's hilarious
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Well, it IS false advertisement.
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mama8809 0
LMFAO
kjcdk1 0
ive known that one 4 a long time its a classic
Abicus 0
This is the funniest crap ever
chickenlil2005 0
Yea..all you people saying she deserved it are ridiculous..her father is a creep for staring at her chest and even knowing enough about her breast size to say something like that. And a total dick for saying it anyway! Gah ppl..get some standards.
bahamut_pure 16
Not really. As has been pointed out, when you live with someone, you tend to subtly notice certain things such as general body size and shape. It's the same as noticing when someone loses or gains a lot of weight. And if she's a small girl whose chest suddenly ballooned in size, then I don't blame her dad for laughing. Speaking from experiences of seeing the same thing happen with a girl I knew, it's absolutely hilarious.
MarioDragon 14
Her dad's probably like 17 years older than her and still hasn't grown up yet
michael509 1
I'm with 143 one her dad doesn't need to be creeping and people need to stop give her carp ....besides a little eye candy never hurt anyone lol
punkin_26 16
Why is her dad a creep? He's her dad!!! He made her! When she was a baby he bathed her and changed her diapers. Does that make him creepy too? Whats creepy is all the people who make it perverted.
chickenlil2005 0
If she's old enough to be wearing a bra, she's old enough to be respected by the man who is supposed to LOVE and PROTECT her. The last thing he should want to do is hurt her by being so insensitive and perverted. She's obviously not a little girl anymore, she deserves a little respect. And it's one thing to notice a change in someone's body, it's a whole different thing to comment on it, especially in a derogatory manner. Besides, he should be uncomfortable referring to his daughter's breasts. So yea, he is a creeper.
Zabuzan 10
He wasn't really referring directly to her breasts to be fair, just the padded monstrosity they were wearing. It's a nicely put way of getting the message across, perhaps a little harsh, but from an outsiders perspective....? -> Lolworthy! :P He didn't say anything overly harsh, just poked a bit of fun at her... something she quite deserved, though perhaps he or her mother should have prevented it from occuring in the first place! Regardless, all arguments aside, top quality fail material :)
My_Nightmare 19
He's right, you know. Just start stuffing your bra with toilet paper and work your way up to the wonderbra next time. Oooorrrr, don't be so self-conscious about your natural body next time. That's why most of Hollywood could be melted down and recycled
TrIIckShot 2
......nice dad
SpeechQween94 14
I've seen a joke like this
bahamut_pure 16
Sorry, sweetie, but you kinda deserved it. Finding out that a girl's been lying about something like that is one hell of a turnoff for most guys. Be happy with what you have. If a guy actually cares that you've got a small chest, well, he's not worth keeping around anyway. And trust me, you don't want big breasts. They're more trouble than they're worth.
jsturaveragegirl 5
Haha that sounds like somethin my dad would say! It's true tho! Lol
ArsenalFan12 0
best FML ever.