Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said, "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
Today, I got married. My dad wanted to see me before the ceremony in my dress. The dress I wore was not my usual kind of dress, strapless. The first thing my dad said, "Ginger! You've got boobs!" Not exactly the father-daughter moment I'd envisioned. FML
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
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Top comments
damnalltheasshol 0
o wow I'm sorry but that's hilarious
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Well, it IS false advertisement.
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fanaticdragon 10
the boobs are a lie.
beccalyn244 4
daddy know best lmao
Phranq 0
It's funny because it's true...
jillianmathers12 13
Well I'm 13 and she says she is 21 hers are probably done growing. So she needs one more then me.
RA661 8
His 13 year old what? Chicken? Camel? C'mon do tell! :)
supermankisses 1
To add on to that, Eminem likes fake blondes with giant boobs.... Maybe when you're 14.
CryMoreFMLs 15
107 - Don't forget the Bucktooth hee-haw accent.
tona01 16
86 you have managed the impossible, you are the first person in the history of the universe, to annoy me 24/7. Congratulations.
tona01 16
114 former 86 She is obviously lying, if you see her face, you can see that she isn't even 16. So please stop trying to be cool, you fail at it. And why did the comments slide down here??
alexisrenae88 0
Lmfaooo. That's too funny.
flyingshrimp 2
If this were a Facebook status I would like it!
SteelCladAngel 0
'wonder wonder wonder what in a wonder braaaaaaaaa!!!'
IronMaiden45 0
size doesn't matter it's your personality that does ;)
yogigirl 3
I'm sorry that sucks but idk at least your bf didnt say it!
InnerCosmo 5
lol. i always wanted a wonderbra
IrisMaria 0
He definitely got that from a sex jokes app. I read that joke the other day . lol
fmlallthetyme 23
Because jokes like that certainly didn't exist before they were put into the app right??