Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said, "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
Today, I got married. My dad wanted to see me before the ceremony in my dress. The dress I wore was not my usual kind of dress, strapless. The first thing my dad said, "Ginger! You've got boobs!" Not exactly the father-daughter moment I'd envisioned. FML
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
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damnalltheasshol 0
o wow I'm sorry but that's hilarious
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Well, it IS false advertisement.
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sicnesses 6
Zing!
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Dad's right. That's happened to me a couple of times after coming home from the bar. If you are underage, OP, just give it time and they will develop.
aFreedom127 9
So where did your **** go then?
twofirstnames 12
Your dad has wise words haha
perdix 31
I wouldn't be surprised if you go on a date and when he pops off the bra, he gives credit to what attracted him to you and ends up ******* the bra.
WCARlover 35
Yeah dont do the wonderbra thing, it's only false advertising
acre1996 1
It's only fake when you have little ****
WCARlover 35
Well apparently OP does...
nerdsgetmehot 23
Who cares if OP has little boobs? I'm tired of people thinking that little boobs are unattractive.
WCARlover 35
I never said that...I was just saying if OP has small boobs, she shouldn't get bras that makes it seem like she has bigger than they are
nerdsgetmehot 23
#427 Sorry, misinterpreted what you were saying! I just get so pissed off at people saying "Eww, small boobs" especially seeing as how it's just genetics. I agree though, wearing ridiculously padded bras is a bit...Ridiculous. However, I do get where OP is coming from. I've never worn padded bras or push-up bras, but I could see why one would. Sometimes I just want to feel "normal."
acre1996 1
Ya girls candefend them selves about Thierry boobs but I'f a guy has a small penis u girls say it's too small and leave.
CHOMP3R 0
Had it coming.(:
miZscrZee 0
LMAOO. ur daddy is so messed up. Hahaha.
every1luvsboners 11
Same thing happened to me after I spent $99 on a pair of Wonderundies. The angry inch can be very deceptive to the naked eye.
haw008 14
Can I please take your dad out for coffee?