Dad jokes

By Anonymous - 10/10/2011 22:26 - United States

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said, "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
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damnalltheasshol 0

o wow I'm sorry but that's hilarious

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

Well, it IS false advertisement.

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Buggsii7 4

Boobilation celebration

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bobslawnservice 16

If the bra makes you feel good wear it. But the joke your dad made was really funny. But to the itty bitty titty comittee members - small breasts are actually more sensitive than larger breasts because the nerves are more concentrated. This means it is possible to get more pleasure from them.

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SpicyDuck 22

247, I'm pretty sure what 120 said was an example and I'm pretty sure 147 knows how bras work. You don't need to be so literal just for the sake of correcting people.

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punkin_26 16

spicyduck-maybe I'm missing it but I don't get the relevance of your comment to 247

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nerdsgetmehot 22

That's why I don't waste my time with bras. Why make it look any bigger? It's false advertising. Your dad is a dick, though. My mom says stuff like that is well, but in a nicer way-- "Why wear a bra? You don't even need one."

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bobslawnservice 16

Erm, even small breasts get droopy as you age if you don't wear a bra. So even if you wear a sports bra or a tight supportive top wear something for support so you don't get coopers droop later on in life.

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punkin_26 16

Bobs-your profile says nothing about you but your name suggests your are a dude. But you do have a good point. Little boobs sag too. ././ Sorry hbbs93-I had to use it again! good stuff BTW bobs I see you are new the fml-welcome!

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nerdsgetmehot 22

I'm aware that little boobs sag too. However, you know what? Bras don't stop that from happening.

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punkin_26 16

But it does prolong the inevitable

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#439 No, it really doesn't. Studies have shown that wearing a bra makes no difference.

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lockthedoor 0

Ew, sick pervert looking at his own daughter's chest....

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shadow2903 11

He probably wasn't looking he could just tell...Wonderbras ARE pretty huge...

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Sexyperson 2

Finally i can get my hands on *takes bra off* WHAT this sux!!! haha

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superkamiguru 1

ok ppl if u had a child u would notice her developing. stop acting like he was staring hard with drool coming out his mouth or tryin to hit on her. dont sweat it my gf has small breast but its all good. they wont b gross and saggy when she older. dnt sweat the small stuff ex. ur **** ;)

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Raesin 21

Small **** can and do sag when you get older if you don't look after them.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#320 If you don't "look after them?" Like how? Wearing a bra? I've heard that it's just a myth that bras prevent sagging.

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