Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said, "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
Today, I got married. My dad wanted to see me before the ceremony in my dress. The dress I wore was not my usual kind of dress, strapless. The first thing my dad said, "Ginger! You've got boobs!" Not exactly the father-daughter moment I'd envisioned. FML
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
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damnalltheasshol 0
o wow I'm sorry but that's hilarious
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Well, it IS false advertisement.
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Comments (252)
Buggsii7 4
Boobilation celebration
bobslawnservice 16
If the bra makes you feel good wear it. But the joke your dad made was really funny. But to the itty bitty titty comittee members - small breasts are actually more sensitive than larger breasts because the nerves are more concentrated. This means it is possible to get more pleasure from them.
SpicyDuck 22
247, I'm pretty sure what 120 said was an example and I'm pretty sure 147 knows how bras work. You don't need to be so literal just for the sake of correcting people.
punkin_26 16
spicyduck-maybe I'm missing it but I don't get the relevance of your comment to 247
nerdsgetmehot 23
That's why I don't waste my time with bras. Why make it look any bigger? It's false advertising. Your dad is a dick, though. My mom says stuff like that is well, but in a nicer way-- "Why wear a bra? You don't even need one."
bobslawnservice 16
Erm, even small breasts get droopy as you age if you don't wear a bra. So even if you wear a sports bra or a tight supportive top wear something for support so you don't get coopers droop later on in life.
punkin_26 16
Bobs-your profile says nothing about you but your name suggests your are a dude. But you do have a good point. Little boobs sag too. ././ Sorry hbbs93-I had to use it again! good stuff BTW bobs I see you are new the fml-welcome!
nerdsgetmehot 23
I'm aware that little boobs sag too. However, you know what? Bras don't stop that from happening.
punkin_26 16
But it does prolong the inevitable
nerdsgetmehot 23
#439 No, it really doesn't. Studies have shown that wearing a bra makes no difference.
onorexveritas 24
LMFAO!!!
ice_bck_420 0
haha thats a good
lockthedoor 0
Ew, sick pervert looking at his own daughter's chest....
metallicshadow 16
your dad is awesome
shadow2903 11
He probably wasn't looking he could just tell...Wonderbras ARE pretty huge...
Sexyperson 2
Finally i can get my hands on *takes bra off* WHAT this sux!!! haha
superkamiguru 1
ok ppl if u had a child u would notice her developing. stop acting like he was staring hard with drool coming out his mouth or tryin to hit on her. dont sweat it my gf has small breast but its all good. they wont b gross and saggy when she older. dnt sweat the small stuff ex. ur **** ;)
Raesin 21
Small **** can and do sag when you get older if you don't look after them.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#320 If you don't "look after them?" Like how? Wearing a bra? I've heard that it's just a myth that bras prevent sagging.