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Dad jokes

By Anonymous - 10/10/2011 22:26 - United States

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said, "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

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By Tymer - 23/11/2012 15:56 - Canada - Malahat

Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML

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By selfesteemboost - 27/01/2012 17:14 - Belize

Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML

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By RBHSWedgieGirl - 23/01/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML

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By BadLuckCarson - 12/02/2013 05:55 - United States - Muscatine

Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML

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By chlolivia - 14/02/2012 00:28 - Canada

Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2021 17:01

Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML

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By Jennagirl - 12/10/2009 14:03 - Australia

Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2012 21:38 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML

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Dad! No!

By Ginger - 08/07/2017 16:30 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I got married. My dad wanted to see me before the ceremony in my dress. The dress I wore was not my usual kind of dress, strapless. The first thing my dad said, "Ginger! You've got boobs!" Not exactly the father-daughter moment I'd envisioned. FML

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By Chubs - 29/03/2009 12:32 - Norway

Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML

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damnalltheasshol 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 1:29

o wow I'm sorry but that's hilarious

thrAsHeRr9081 16

Tuesday 11 October 2011 1:30

Well, it IS false advertisement.

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VixSparda 5

Tuesday 11 October 2011 10:33

i like small breatsts. there soft perky and nice. theres nothing wrong with them. any ass hole who makes fun has no respect for any one. the person obciously gawks at large breasted women like some caveman. sorry but thats not how it works.... this is from Vix Sparda. recognized feral wolf fur email is [email protected]

PeachyJinx 7

Tuesday 11 October 2011 11:20

1. Your dad is awesome. 2. The number before the cup size has nothing to do with how big your Titts are. Its the circumference ... or something like that. 3. All boobs eventually sag so stop saying "at least you won't have saggy boobs" 4. DDs here and there's no back pain (: Boobs are boobs be happy

Raesin 21

Tuesday 11 October 2011 11:55

lol F here, I lost weight and my cup size went up. I don't know how lol The number before the letter is circumference. And you can't really judge how big a person's **** are by bra size, cause mine certainly don't look like an F but the bra's fit perfectly. Not to mention the majority of women wear the wrong sized bra anyway.

Goofnut 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 12:14

He is right, it's like if I guy put socks in his boxers; false advertisement

charlotte100 2

Tuesday 11 October 2011 12:30

Your dad is Disgusting. Why was he making observation about his own daughters breasts in the first place.

MatthewHass 4

Tuesday 11 October 2011 14:07

Wow sick ****

punkin_26 16

Tuesday 11 October 2011 16:17

336 sorry meant to thumbs down your comment

sweetthing333 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 14:13

I'm almost 20, and I'm still an A cup, and depending on the bra, sometimes a AA. I don't blame her for wanting some sort of push up or padded bra. It not only raises the confidence, but it can also make some shirts fit better. Society seems to think all women are Bs or larger.

oiendoio 1

Tuesday 11 October 2011 14:44

so gross i dont look at my sister or mothers **** id assume ur dads a bit on the SVU side of things

Zabuzan 10

Monday 17 October 2011 16:06

You don't have to stare at your female family members respective chests to be aware of the size of their breasts. Obviously you have a general indication, it doesn't mean you enjoy looking at it, it's just part of the information you take in when you spend time with someone. /facepalm.