Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said, "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
Today, I got married. My dad wanted to see me before the ceremony in my dress. The dress I wore was not my usual kind of dress, strapless. The first thing my dad said, "Ginger! You've got boobs!" Not exactly the father-daughter moment I'd envisioned. FML
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
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damnalltheasshol 0
o wow I'm sorry but that's hilarious
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Well, it IS false advertisement.
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Comments (252)
TheSuperSpicer 6
.. and for my next trick, I will make my **** disappear!
MyLifeIsAverageS 5
Tig Ol Bitties reference number 2!!!!
blustaller 0
your dad looks at your small ****? that's awesome
smexehXredhead0 0
I hate when middle school skanks and ***** are trying to look like Victoria's Secret models, which I assume is the case here.
punkin_26 16
Wow 196-highly inappropriate thing for a 23 year old to say about a 13 year old. You should be ashamed of yourself
AmericanGal21 11
The only thing guys really care about when it comes to boobs is that theres something under the bra at all
BlackRuse1 5
That made my day.
SneakyMuffin 0
God describes you things a "abominations".
SneakyMuffin 0
*"abominations."
nerdsgetmehot 23
Sometimes (like in my case) there isn't anything. Which is why I don't wear bras.
biggee531 7
There is always something there.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#253 Not really. I'm less than an A cup. Less than an AA cup, even...
punkin_26 16
Wow 271-fyl. Big kinda sucks, little would be great, but nothing at all?...
nerdsgetmehot 23
#357 I have bumps, like little bumps, but like I said...Less than an A cup. Admittedly I'm not completely flat, there's a LITTLE something there. But most people look at me and think that there might as well be nothing there because I don't have much.
AmericanGal21 11
373-I guarantee you that someone out there will not care.
jePomme 0
Now one of my favs. Sorry OP but that's actually quite funny.
Angelrose2004 17
Don't feel bad, OP. My dad told me once to marry a plastic surgeon; that way I could get a free boob job... I'm 22. I may not have dd's... but a lot of guys like the junk in the trunk too. Just sayin.
pyrogirl6622 0
Wow that is bad, but hey look on the bright side one day they could grow. I was in a small b till I was 19 then they started growing now I'm in a dd. So don't worry!
carlosm21 6
I'm a guy , but that's some shit my dad would say ;) ahaha
Poetaster 10
Talk to your mom. Your dad is too insensitive