Miscellaneous: Dad jokes

Dad jokes

By Anonymous - 10/10/2011 22:26 - United States

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said, "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

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You deserved it 27 888

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By Tymer - 23/11/2012 15:56 - Canada - Malahat

Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 760

You deserved it 3 840

By selfesteemboost - 27/01/2012 17:14 - Belize

Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 125

You deserved it 3 132

By RBHSWedgieGirl - 23/01/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML

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You deserved it 36 095

By BadLuckCarson - 12/02/2013 05:55 - United States - Muscatine

Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 810

You deserved it 3 739

By chlolivia - 14/02/2012 00:28 - Canada

Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML

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You deserved it 4 400

Pick me!

By Anonymous - 13/05/2021 17:01

Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML

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You deserved it 2 006

By Jennagirl - 12/10/2009 14:03 - Australia

Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML

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You deserved it 3 759

By Anonymous - 09/09/2012 21:38 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 304

You deserved it 2 402

Dad! No!

By Ginger - 08/07/2017 16:30 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I got married. My dad wanted to see me before the ceremony in my dress. The dress I wore was not my usual kind of dress, strapless. The first thing my dad said, "Ginger! You've got boobs!" Not exactly the father-daughter moment I'd envisioned. FML

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You deserved it 549

By Chubs - 29/03/2009 12:32 - Norway

Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML

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You deserved it 11 656

damnalltheasshol 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 1:29

o wow I'm sorry but that's hilarious

thrAsHeRr9081 16

Tuesday 11 October 2011 1:30

Well, it IS false advertisement.

Comments

Kurochrome 17

Tuesday 11 October 2011 15:48

Ahhmmmgg gaisss i have 64DD lololololol i leev commentz on how big my tities r on fmllllll am i cule yetttt?

dwsgirl 8

Tuesday 11 October 2011 16:33

64 DD? There's a lot more contributing to that than boobage, that's for sure. yikes.

dani19jayne 3

Tuesday 11 October 2011 16:09

wow your dads a dick

travelbitch 10

Tuesday 11 October 2011 16:13

Your Dad is hilarious! Love it

dani19jayne 3

Tuesday 11 October 2011 16:15

can #99 borrow your bra sometime?

dooraax3 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 16:28

Lmfaaaao,

zombiekitten87 12

Tuesday 11 October 2011 16:46

Thats awkward.

juliet56 4

Tuesday 11 October 2011 17:14

hahaha. im sorry but that was funny, its sad your dad said that... :P

brownchair 5

Tuesday 11 October 2011 18:21

Why was your dad looking.

lulzmylife 4

Tuesday 11 October 2011 19:33

You have my sympathies for having such a dick for a dad. Just don't forget to keep in mind: any guy who's only interested in you for your boob size isn't worth the time of day.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 11 October 2011 20:05

Agreed. If someone rejected me because of my small boobs, I wouldn't want them anyway.

xxMichaxx 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 20:13

I'm 24 and wear a B cup.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 11 October 2011 20:14

#387 I'm 22 and I'm less than an A cup. Be happy with what you have, because it's more than what I have.

xxMichaxx 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 20:19

I'm quite happy with what I have. I'm saying she should be too. small boobs are great! bras are cheaper, gravity won't kick our ass in the future,

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 11 October 2011 20:20

If only I could be happy with what I have.

xxMichaxx 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 20:23

it's been my experience most men prefer smaller breasts to big ones. idk why, but trust me, more men than you would think (& women) find an A cup attractive.