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By Anonymous - 10/10/2011 22:26 - United States

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said, "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

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Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML

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damnalltheasshol 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 1:29

o wow I'm sorry but that's hilarious

thrAsHeRr9081 16

Tuesday 11 October 2011 1:30

Well, it IS false advertisement.

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treborpj 5

Tuesday 11 October 2011 5:58

Who cares, wear it proud ;)

QuisStarz 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 6:06

That's golden! Funny stuff! Lol

birchknollbabe32 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 6:14

Lol wonderbras suck you just need the real thing

thephoenixlament 10

Tuesday 11 October 2011 21:23

Obvious troll is obvious.

tucansam555 3

Tuesday 11 October 2011 6:21

Burrrnnnnn XD

ChickaFlicka101 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 6:22

:'D LMFAO

robelli 1

Tuesday 11 October 2011 6:26

Wooo for such impression it MUST be the best wonderbra ever!! Where did you get it?!!! D:

jsprackman 11

Tuesday 11 October 2011 6:30

pshhh wonderbra is for rookies get the AHHbra

auroracc99 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 6:33

How did ur dad know u were wearing a wonderbra

Shadow_Phantom 26

Tuesday 11 October 2011 6:46

FML? Your dad is just being honest; he's made of win.

jolieblonde19 2

Tuesday 11 October 2011 6:50

Bahaha... Wow that's freaking priceless!!

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